Killer Rabbit Girl ( Monty Python and the Holy Grail parody) (Chub)

This is a dark humor parody scene based on the killer rabbit scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In this world the killer rabbit is a cute but deadly bunny girl who attacks anybody who approaches her with bloody brutality making loud screeches with each one of her attacks. When the bunny girl isn’t attacking people she appears to be a playful and innocent child with a sadistic streak and a fake sweetness about her.

The bunny girl is an enchanted beast who lives in the cave. She can’t wonder too far from the cave entrance and she likes to stick to the bone pit that is full of her victims. She lives in the cave has her home and lair. She doesn’t speak and lets her actions to the talking

King Author orders his party to attack the rabbit girl thinking she is just a cute little bunny. As him and his men rush down the hill the bunny girl lets out a terrifying sheiks and lunges at King Author’s knights. She leaps at first knight biting into his neck. The man screams as she sinks her bucked and pointed bunny teeth into the man’s throat. He screams and becomes gabled by blood as the bunny girl pulls a mouth full of human flesh from the man’s neck. Blood spurts out of his throat as the man drops dead.

The knights attack the bunny girl with their swords, her small frame easily dodge sword blows with her moving at monstrous speed. Her bunny claws as strong as steel deflect swords and even breaking some of the blades. Her claws can slice through chainmail and plate mail digging into the flesh underneath.

King Author and his knights run away as the bunny girl slaughters them, she bites and slices off limbs like arms and leads and leaves many dead in her wake. She does not follow them as they retreat back to the top of the hill. Instead she plays with the dead bodies of the knights eating their flesh and playing with their entrails.

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The party hides on the hill looking down into a pit full of the bones of animals of people at a small white furred bunny girl wearing a cute dress. She plays in the guardian of bone as she lights and giggles.

“It’s only a bunny rabbit,” The King Author points out.

“Be careful, she is the most brutal and evil monster I’ve ever seen,” The guide replies.

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