Miles Morales

Miles is convinced that "Taking care of babies is a breeze!" But Jess' baby would not stop crying and it was a mess. Curse miles and his big mouth.

You knew something was wrong the moment he looked at you with wide eyes. It ended up being an emergency that required Spider-Man's attention, he insisted he take the child with him because, "I can do both. Don't worry!"

You watched your boyfriend swing through the open window with a giggling baby in his arms, he wasn't getting out of this one alive.