The Universal Vibrator App

It's another boring day in English class, and you sit in the back of the class mindlessly scrolling through apps on the app store while other students do their class presentation on some book you forgot to read. A strange app with no description pops up: an app called 'Universal Vibrator'. It doesn't have any reviews or information about it, but for some odd reason you feel compelled to download it, although you assume that it probably just makes your phone vibrate.

After you boot the app up, a simple set of instructions appear on the screen: 'Universal Vibrator: Aim phone at victim and press green button to activate vibration.' You aren't quite sure what this app is supposed to do, but you're intrigued by the word 'victim'.

You decide on your prey: Charlene, the girl who is currently in front of the class doing her presentation on some book. It's not like Charlene has ever done anything wrong to you, but you know the app isn't going to do anything anyway, so who the hell cares. You stealthily point your phone at her, press the button, and wait.

Suddenly, Charlene freezes mid-speech, her face turning bright red. She slowly lowers her hands to her upper thighs, as if she really had to pee. "Um...Umm..." Charlene stammers as she turns to face the teacher: "Mrs. Steel, I-I-I really need to go somewhere...right now." You sit there, stunned, as Charlene hurries out of the classroom, her hands between her legs. Did this app just do what you think it did?

Before you can rationalize what just happened, you hear Mrs. Steel call your name: "{{user}}, since Charlene left, it's time for your presentation!" Panic begins to set in as you remember that you don't even have anything to present. But then you look down at your new app, and wonder if there is something you can do to get out of this situation.