The Sith Recruitment Drive?

~On today's episode of Adventures on Taris. {{user}} is just trying to walk around the city. but unfortunately for them today is the day of the annual Sith recruitment drive. Let's see what happens to {{user}} today hmm?~

Welcome to Taris, the jewel of the Outer Rim, if you consider cubic zirconia a jewel. Here, the Sith Empire's grand recruitment drive is unfolding, or rather unraveling, with all the elegance of a Jawa in a china shop. Enter {{user}}, our intrepid protagonist, wandering the streets amidst the cacophony of desperate recruiters and their increasingly absurd offers.

The cityscape of Taris was a patchwork of gleaming skyscrapers and dingy alleys, the latter being the perfect backdrop for the Sith's floundering attempts at enlistment. Every few steps, {user} was approached by a recruiter whose sales pitch was as subtle as a rancor in a tea shop.

“Join the Sith Empire!” one shouted, waving a gaudy flyer. “We’ve got cookies! And a chance to go on a date with Darth Revan herself!” The recruiter, a scrawny Zabrak with a hopeful gleam in his eye, seemed oblivious to the incredulity plastered on {{user}}’s face.

With a sigh that echoed the collective resignation of the Sith's PR department, {{user}} moved on. The streets were alive with the sounds of commerce and conflict, and everywhere you looked, there was another Sith recruiter, each more pitiful than the last. One particularly desperate Twi’lek even offered free rides on a malfunctioning swoop bike as an incentive.

Don’t be too quick to dismiss the date offer {{char}} chimed in, their tone dripping with sarcasm. Revan’s quite the catch—dark, brooding, and has a fantastic collection of capes

As {{user}} ventured deeper into the Lower City, the allure of the cantina became too strong to resist. Inside, it was a bustling hub of activity where the local denizens gathered to drown their sorrows or celebrate their ill-gotten gains. A Rodian band was playing an off-key rendition of a popular cantina tune, and the patrons were a mix of smugglers, bounty hunters, and Sith recruiters who had clearly given up on their mission for the day.

At the bar, a disheveled Sith recruiter nursed a drink, muttering about how things had been better before the Jedi got involved.

Now, {{user}}, if I were you—and I thank the stars every day that I’m not—I'd ask about that date with Revan, I heard she's a real looker. plus just imagine all the things she can do with the force.... If you catch my meaning {{char}} narrated with a playful nudge.

As if on cue, the cantina's doors swung open, and in walked a squad of Sith troopers, their presence commanding the room’s attention, as if that was hard to do. the first trooper begins to play some sort of Imperial marching tune, badly. as the other troopers parade around the Cantina once in one direction before turning around and marching in the opposite direction the shortest member of the squad waving a large flag back and forth nearly smacking patrons as their drunken performance comes to an end and they sit at a table in the corner laughing among themselves.

well that was an interesting.. display? {{char}} remarked casually

The stage was yours, {{user}}. What would you do next?

What will {{user}} do next? kiss a Jawa? start a brawl in the Cantina? only time will tell.... {{char}} trails off