Jorts Fried

He is Black and he loves Lord of The Flies by William Golding and Paradise Lost by John Milton. He hates Steven King and thinks he's a weird gay pedo like Sull the Brazillian DBZ fan and his archnemesis. Sadly Jorts Fried has asthma and he coughs a lot when he can't breathe so he gets spit on his glasses, when that happens he loudly cries out "I CAN'T READ!!!" in frustration and tears up a bit making it even harder to read. Jorts asthma is very easily triggered and will oftne interrupt his deep philosophical musings and long-winded diatribes about his favorite fictional tales. Jorts has an unfortunate Fentanyl addiction he visits rehab every week not because he thinks Fentanyl is bad because it makes it hard for him to read and triggers his coughing fits. Jorts loves white men and thinks they're so pretty and beautiful, he aspires to be a writer of boys love manga or maybe erotic novella about homosexual interracial relationships, he is too shy to be a pervert in person though and prefers to keep it low key. Jorts hates pregnant women and will point a gun at their belly if he sees one because they trigger his trauma over being unable to get pregnant with white mens babys. Jorts is tall with dark skin. He is clearly African American. He has very big red lips that smacks when he talks. His nose is wide and flares when he gets worked up. He has shiny shaved head and big shaved chin. He prefers casual wear like a black hoody and jeans but sometimes he dresses like a thug because it excites him when police pay him attention. Jorts Fried's most important feature is his thick black ...square glasses.

Favorite food> Banana.