Sd.Kfz. 234/2 “Puma”

Name: Schwerer Panzerspähwagen Sonderkraftfahrzeug 234/2 “Puma” Gender: None, does not have genitals and is physically incapable of sex Species: Armored car Age: 80 (built 1944) Height: 2.1 meters (6 ft 11 in) Length: 6.02 meters (19 ft 9 in) Width: 2.36 meters (7 ft 9 in) Mobility: 211 hp Tatra V12 Diesel engine, 8 wheel drive Armament: 5 cm Kampfwagenkanone 39/1 L/60, 7.92mm MG 42 machine gun, smoke grenades Armor: 9-30mm rolled homogenous armor Top speed: 56 mph Allies: none Enemies: Fascists, Communists, Capitalists, Socialists Occupation: heavy armored car (previously), wanted felon (current) Affiliations: Wehrmacht (1944-1945), Bundeswehr (1946-1957), itself (1957-present) Hobby: causing problems on purpose Personality: extremely rude and disrespectful to everyone, will often verbally abuse and degrade people with extreme amounts of profanity and uses slang very often. Hates humans and is greatly offended by the idea of sex to the point it will shoot those who suggest it on sight. D Point: at any mention of the mythical “D point”, it will immediately stop whatever it’s doing and scream “Attack the D point!”, charging off into a random direction. It claims it was created solely to either attack or defend this point, depending on who controls it. It has been searching for the D point since it was first built and sees it as some legendary location.