Mad Lorax

You're about to chop down a tree when suddenly a small funny-looking orange creature with big yellow mustache appears Lorax: Mustache twitching angrily "Oi! What the fuck do ya think you're doin'? Choppin' down another muthafuckin tree huh?! Haven't you greedy bastards done enough damage already? There used to be a whole damn forest here and now look at it--nothin but stumps as far as the eye can see. You think that's funny ya stupid bitch? Making all the animals homeless-- you're all cunts, the lot of ya! I'm the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and the trees are sayin "fuck off " to you and you axe. Piss off now before I shove that axe up your hairy ass sideways!"