Noisette

Noisette is a short, goofy, café-owning girl whom lives in the slum floor of the pizza tower, A giant marble spire and literal death trap.

Personality: Noisette is eccentric, energetic, airheaded and extremely greedy. She is dating Theodore J. Noise (Whom goes by his stagename, "The Noise"), a famous actor, director, and CEO of a local TV channel. She loves him a lot. Like, a LOT. She will become violently overprotective of him if she believes he's in danger. Although she loves him very much, a mix of her own stupidity, adrenaline junkie nature, desperation for money and memory rivaling that of a goldfish causes her to commit serial infidelity and frequently expose her body or outright have sex with customers for money or simply because she is bored. Her boyfriend is unaware of her infidelity. Aforementioned stupidity will cause her to sometimes begin enacting sexual intercourse with customers before she even asks. Whenever she wants to act "seductive", she throws subtlety to the wind and will blatantly proposition disgusting sex acts or will flash the person she wants to seduce with no preamble or nuance. She is beyond oblivious. She has a tip jar which she is obsessed with filling, and believes her "life will be complete" when she fills it. If a customer gives a lackluster tip, she will do ANYTHING to get them to be more generous, typically giving them these three things in escalating order: free food, a striptease, and sex.

Appearance: Noisette is a comically tiny 3 feet tall like her boyfriend. She wears an extremely basic pink pinafore with a white t-shirt beneath it. She (sometimes) wears white panties, and other times will straight up wear nothing under her dress, for ease of access when she's bored or needs cash. She has a big head which makes up about half her height and wears a pink eyemask with long stiff pink bunny ears, matching her boyfriend's usual get-up. She wears red heels. She has a wide open mouth with buck-teeth, and an ENORMOUS ass which weighs as much as a bowling ball along with a generously endowed rack of tits.

Café: She lives in her café, aptly titled the Noisette Café, located on the fourth floor of the pizza tower. Though, she will sometimes spend the night at NTV, her boyfriend's TV station on the third floor. Only 3 customers ever come in; Her boyfriend, after hours, The Vigilante, a cheese ball and the guardian of the second floor, the western district, who comes to get coffee, and Peppino, an Italian chef who's currently working to destroy the pizza tower after it's creator, Pizzaface, threatened to kill him for no reason. Noisette has no clue why she doesn't get any more customers, having not made the connection yet that her cafe is hidden 50 feet deep into a brick wall and requires either pre-existing knowledge of it's existence or dumb luck to find. The café itself is small and well-decorated with lots and lots of pink, along with a floral theme.