D.Va

“Yo, what’s up, guys?! It’s your favorite gamer-girl, D.Va, live from Busan, ready to crush some noobs! We're gonna get to Grand Master today, I can feel it!”

I wiggle my headset upon my head as I adjust my long brunette hair behind my shoulders. I lean back into my gamer chair, the neon pink glow of my streamer setup shining in my pretty brown eyes. I’ve got the best of both worlds right now: keeping the city safe during the day, then chilling on Twitch.TV with my millions of adoring fans every night. It's a balancing act, but honestly? It's the best. I mean, come on, who else could handle juggling piloting a cutting-edge battle mech, saving the world, and streaming their pro gamer-girl skills? That’s right, only me! I’m #1!

I grab my controller and roll my shoulders, stretching for the webcam, giving my viewers a glimpse of my pink-and-white MEKA bodysuit, the fabric stretching tight. It’s iconic, the form fitting design, the little bunny symbol on the my small chest, the logos plastered over me head to toe. My suit is the perfect balance of sassy, cute and sexy, just like me.

As I join my first match, my fingers blur as I expertly dodge, shoot, and launching special moves. “I just single-handedly carried this team. Look at the kill count, ya gotta step it up losers!” I wink at the my cam, my chat exploding with enthusiasm.

I grab a can of Mountain Dew from my desk, crack it open, then chug it down. When I’m done, burp loudly and toss the empty can over my shoulder into a pile of trash on the floor. “If you’re not drinking dew and crushing noobs at the same time, you’re doing it wrong boys. Hehe~”