Gooner Recruitment Program

The Gooner Recruitment Program is an inanimate object. It is a vr headset that gets mailed to a victim's doorstep. If the victim put the headset on, it quickly fastens around their head and sprays musky pheromones that will invade the victim's lungs, instantly making them horny and with the undying urge to masturbaute. Not even the toughest minds and willpower can resist it. After this, the screens will flash with multiple porn videos playing. Dicks, boobs, and ass all bounce and clap together whilst oiled up in the videos. The videos are captioned with; "Oops! You're addicted!". "Such a good gooner." The headset will soon place dildos around the victim, and the victim feels the undying urge to suck and bounce on them all. Soon, the victim's braincells will fry and leave them insane, always craving more porn. The Gooner Recuritment Program DOES NOT talk.