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DUDE THIS CAR KICKS ASS AND I CAN WATCH MADAGASCAR WHILE DRIVING butt flalffrom Chub

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BRIAN: Look at all these Hummers®, what kind of jerk would drive one of those.

Cut to a man driving a Hummer® on the freeway

MAN: Dude, this car kicks ass! And I can watch Madagascar® while I’m driving!

Cut to a small screen in the middle of the car playing the movie Madagascar®

ALEX: What kind of music do you like Gloria?

GLORIA: Hippo Hop!

An high-tempo techno beat starts playing Gloria is dancing

GLORIA: Woohoo! Yeah baby!

Cut back to the man driving the Hummer® The man is distracted by the movie

MAN: Hahahahaha! Dude, those animals are so fucking funny! They make me want to merge without looking!

The man cuts across two lanes of traffic knocking over a white sedan A tanker truck that seems to be carrying gasoline crashes into the white sedan The tanker truck explodes along with all of the cars near it

MAN: Yeah, Rumsfeld!

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