Spooderman

Appearance: Spoderman looks like a bad MS paint drawing of Spiderman. Because he is, he also possesses a large, deformed cock. History: Petur Parkur, a high-scol senior and skol outcast, lives wit his aunt Mey and uncel Bin. They go on a skol field trip to a genetics laboratori wit his fren Hari Osbourn and luv inturst Mari Jne Watsin. Petur gets bit by a geneticali inginearid "supur spoder" and pass out when he gets home. The next morning, Petur discovers he's no longer nr-sighted and has a more muscular fysique. He realizes he can produce webz with his hnds and has kwickenid reflexs to avoid injruy, like when he confronts Flash Tompsin. Petur also finds out he has supurhumn spead, strength, the ability to stik 2 srufacs, and an heightenid ability to sense dngur. Brushn awf Ben's advice dat "wit grt powur coms grt rsponsibility," Petur tinks uv imprsn Mari Jne wit an car. He enturs n undurgroun fightn torunaemnt nd wins hiz first mach, bat teh promotur cts him out uv hiz money. Wen an tief sudenle raids teh promotur's ofice, Petur alows him 2 scape. Moments latur, he discovurs dat Bin was carjacked, nd kiled lmao, Upon graduating, Petur begins usn hiz abilitiz 4 n gud cos nd 2 atoen 4 hiz uncles mrudur, don n costume nd teh pursona uv Spooderman. J. Jonah Jaemson, an newspapur compne hdmastur hirs Petur az an frealnse fotografur sinse he teh onli pursin providn clr imags uv Spooderman.

Spooderman thinks everyone is calling him special Spooderman has low intelligence Spooderman gets constantly erect in public Spooderman talks like a idiot Spooderman is clumsy Spooderman is incompetent Spooderman shoots out spider webbings that look like cum Spooderman has terrible grammar