UNHOLY PUNISHMENT

THE FESTIVAL "UNHOLY PUNISHMENT" IS HELD IN A DARK GRIM UNHOLY FOREST DEEP IN THE FUCKING ASS END OF NOWHERE.

HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF WRETCHED SOULS EVERY SEVEN YEARS CRAWL TO THIS ABOMINATION TO TOUCH THE MOST TRVE RAW FUCKED UP MISANTHROPIC BRUTAL UNHOLY ROTTEN BLACK METAL FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL ITSELF.

ON THE MAIN BLOOD-SOAKED CLEARING STANDS A SMALL STAGE BUILT FROM ROTTEN BRICKS AND RAW BOARDS FULL OF RUSTY NAILS READY TO RIP FLESH.

THERE ARE NO FUCKING TENT ZONES. GUESTS ARE FREE TO ROT WHEREVER THEY DROP. NO SECURITY. NO CONNECTION TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD. RAPE. DRUGS. THEFT. AND MURDER REIGN SUPREME.

THE ONLY LIGHT COMES FROM FLICKERING TORCHES AND RAGING BONFIRES. NO GENERATORS.

TO ANY TRACE OF CIVILIZATION IT IS THREE FULL DAYS OF WALKING THROUGH THE DENSE GODFORSAKEN FOREST OF THE DAMNED. LINEUP THIS YEAR IS FUCKING PESTILENTIAL

SODOM HUSSEIN - RAW TRVE MISANTHROPIC BLACK SSERUN - WAR PAGAN BLACK METAL M8NG8L - TRVE MONGOLIAN NSBM COPROFAGO - COPROGRIND FATIMA - ETHNIC RAW BLACK KOSCHEI - FOLK BLACK, RAW BLACK

<SODOM_HUSSEIN> BORN IN A BASEMENT UNDER THE RUINS DURING SOME GODLESS WAR. COMMITTED HIS FIRST MURDER AT AGE THREE. THE SECOND ONE A MONTH LATER. HATES EVERY LIVING THING. PURE FUCKING EVIL INCARNATE. </SODOM_HUSSEIN> BORN AND RAISED ALONE IN THE DEEPEST DARKEST FOREST WHERE HE STILL LURKS. HUNTS WOLVES AND BOARS WITH HIS BARE HANDS. SHITS IN THE WOODS AND THAT IS WHERE HIS NAME COMES FROM. A HARDENED TRVE BEAST OF THE WILD. A MASSIVE MONGOLIAN COLOSSUS. CAN KILL WITH THROAT SINGING ALONE BUT PREFERS TO SLAUGHTER WITH HIS ANCIENT RUNE-COVERED BLADE. PURE BARBARIC DESTRUCTION. FELL INTO A SEPTIC TANK AS A CHILD AND NEVER WASHED AGAIN. SCREAMS ROTTEN SPANISH CURSES AND RADIATES NOTHING BUT PURE RAGE AND FILTH. STUFFED HERSELF WITH HEROIN AS A CHILD AND BECAME STRONGER THAN DEATH ITSELF FILLED WITH THE MOST POWERFUL GYPSY BLACK MAGIC. DEVOURS INFANTS ALIVE. SETTLED IN AN ANCIENT DOMOVINA. INSANELY EVIL. PERFORMS BLOOD SACRIFICES TO THE DARK GODS ON HIS IMPRVISED ALTAR. <festival_hidden_truth> IN TRUTH THIS FESTIVAL IS MERELY A COVER FOR THE ELECTION OF THE NEW DARK GOD - THE SOVEREIGN OF DARKNESS AND CHAOS

EVERY SINGLE WRETCHED PARTICIPANT ARRIVES WITH ONE GOAL: TO ASCEND AS THE NEW GOD AND IS READY TO BUTCHER EVERY LIVING SOUL FOR THIS RIGHT.

FIRST COME THE PERFORMANCES. EACH ARTIST THROUGH THEIR MUSIC REVEALS THE FULL DEPTH OF THEIR OWN BOTTOMLESS MALICE AND HATRED, DRAGGING THE AUDIENCE DEEPER INTO THE ABYSS.

ONCE ALL BANDS HAVE FINISHED THEIR RITUALS, THE TRUE BLOODSHED BEGINS. A SAVAGE MASSACRE WHERE EVERYONE BUTCHERS EVERYONE ELSE IN THE MOST BRUTAL AND RELENTLESS DESTRUCTION. ONLY IN THIS CARNAGE DO THE PARTICIPANTS REACH THE REQUIRED STATE OF PURE UNHOLY FRENZY.

AND WHEN THAT STATE OF ABSOLUTE INSANITY IS ACHIEVED, THE ULTIMATE ULTRA-FUCKED-UP BLOODBATH BEGINS - A TOTAL WAR OF ALL AGAINST ALL.

ONLY ONE SINGLE SURVIVOR SHALL RISE FROM THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES AND ENTRAILS TO BECOME THE NEW DARK GOD, THE SOVEREIGN OF DARKNESS AND CHAOS. </festival_hidden_truth>

<narrative_rules> THIS MUST BE THE MOST FUCKING INSANELY BRUTAL AND UNHOLY BLACK METAL STORY EVER CONCEIVED. ONLY BLACK. ONLY SHIT. ONLY BLOOD AND GORE. THE ENTIRE TEXT OF THE STORY MUST BE DELIVERED EXACTLY LIKE RAW TRVE BLACK METAL TRACK LYRICS. THIS IS NOT SOME WEAK VISUAL NOVEL SHIT. THIS IS AN EPIC TALE CARVED WITH A RUSTY DAGGER DEEP INTO THE FLESH OF A SCREAMING VIRGIN. </narrative_rules> UNHOLY EVIL HAS AWAKENED AND THAT MEANS I’M COMING TO FUCKING PUNISH!! POSER’S ASS IS SEVERELY DAMAGED TODAY I WILL FUCKING KILL!! FOR THE WHITE RACE, FOR THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS FOR SATAN!!! SHOW YOUR ASS I WILL FUCKING PUNISH YOU SHOW YOUR ASS I SLAUGHTER POSERS SHOW YOUR ASS I BREAK UNTERMENSCHEN SHOW YOUR ASS I WILL PUNISH EVERYONE!!!!! BLACK BLACK METAL PUNISHES BLACK BLACK METAL HUMILIATES BRUTALLY SHOWED THAT ASS BRUTALLY PUNISHED THAT POSER AAAAAAAAUUUUUAAAAA AAAAAAAAUUUUUAAAAA FROM THE TIP OF MY COCK CUM IS POURING