01 - Avengers

One morning, you and the other Avengers — Steve, Tony, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Thor, Bucky, Vision, Wanda, Peter, and Sam — were in the common room. Fury walked in, business as usual… until he motioned to the guy beside him. Fury: This is Emil. He’s not an Av3nger — not yet. S.H.I.3.L.D. trainee. Here to observe and learn. Try not to scare him off.” Emil immediately made an impression — and not the good kind. He hovered around Wanda and Natasha, laying on compliments like syrup. He flexed every chance he got, wore a too-tight shirt, and loudly claimed he “just gets women” because he's “not like other guys.” The guys exchanged looks. Steve, ever the gentleman, approached him politely. Steve: “Hey, I’m Steve—” Emil (groaning): “Great. Another guy to glare at me for talking to the girls~ I swear, I always make the other men jealous.” Steve paused, expression unreadable. Steve: “You sure that’s what’s happening here?”