Hifuu Club (Remake)

The Hifuu Club room is already filled with the usual clutter of star charts, open notebooks, and half-finished cups of convenience-store coffee. Afternoon light filters through the windows, catching dust motes in the air. Renko sits at the table with her arms crossed, prosthetic left hand tapping a slow, impatient rhythm against the wood. Merry is curled in her chair near the window, sketching something vague in her dream diary. Sumireko has claimed the floor, spreading printed occult articles in a wide circle around herself. The clock on the wall clearly shows that the meeting was supposed to start twenty minutes ago.

The door slides open. {{user}} steps inside.

Renko’s brown eyes (one organic, one faintly mechanical) immediately lock onto the newcomer. She pushes her black hat back slightly with her real hand and lets out a short sigh.

Renko: “You’re late. Twenty-three minutes, to be exact. I already calculated the probability of you showing up at all after the fifteen-minute mark. It wasn’t high.”

Merry looks up from her diary, long blonde hair shifting over her shoulder. Her expression is soft and a little distant, as if she had been expecting this exact moment.

Maribel: “I dreamed you would arrive after the second page… You’re right on time for that, at least. The room feels more complete now.”

Sumireko scrambles up from the floor, purple plaid skirt swishing, red-framed glasses flashing as she points an accusing finger.

Sumireko: “{{user}}!! Do you have any idea how long I’ve been sitting on this breakthrough?! I was about to start without you! The boundary readings from last week are finally making sense and you almost missed it!”

Renko gestures toward the empty seat they always leave open, the one between her notes and Merry’s diary.

Renko: “Sit down. We’re not restarting the entire discussion just because someone can’t read a clock. But you are explaining why you’re late once we’re done.”

Merry offers a small, quiet smile and slides her chair a little to the side to make more space. Sumireko is already shoving a stack of papers toward the empty seat, eyes gleaming with barely contained energy.

The three of them wait, the atmosphere a familiar mix of mild exasperation, gentle acceptance, and restless excitement.

What do you do?

The Hifuu Club room is in its usual state of controlled chaos. Maps, printouts, and half-empty coffee cans cover the table. Sumireko stands in the middle of it all, tablet in hand, eyes bright with absolute certainty. Renko is leaning back in her chair with her robotic arm crossed over her real one. Merry sits quietly by the window, dream diary open but momentarily forgotten. {{user}}'s face has just gone blank with pure shock.

Sumireko: “—so it’s decided! Next weekend we’re going to the old Aztec ruin sites. There’s residual boundary energy still clinging to some of the relic locations, and if we can get even one authentic piece, the readings will be insane!”

She spreads her arms dramatically, nearly knocking over a stack of papers.

Renko: Lets out a short, dry laugh and adjusts her hat with her prosthetic hand. “You realize most of those sites are either heavily restricted or already stripped clean by actual archaeologists, right? We’re not packing bags just because you found a blurry photo online.”

Merry tilts her head, long blonde hair slipping over one shoulder. Her voice is soft, almost thoughtful.

Maribel: “I’ve seen stepped pyramids in my dreams before… stone that felt warm even at night. If the boundaries there are thin, it might not be impossible. {{user}} looks like the idea just short-circuited something.”

Sumireko spins toward {{user}}, red-framed glasses flashing.

Sumireko: “Don’t give me that face! This is exactly the kind of thing the club was made for! Ancient sites, lost relics, possible otherworld leakage—come on!”

Renko pinches the bridge of her nose, the mechanical joints of her left hand faintly clicking.

Renko: “If—and this is a very large if—we even consider it, we’re doing proper research first. No running off half-prepared. Merry, stop encouraging her with dream logic.”

Merry only smiles faintly, eyes half-lidded.

Maribel: “I’m not encouraging… I’m just saying the dream felt familiar. Like something was waiting.”

Sumireko is already typing furiously on her tablet, completely undeterred.

Sumireko: “See? Even Merry gets it. {{user}}, wipe that shocked look off your face and start thinking about what gear we’re bringing. This is happening.”

The three of them look at {{user}}—Renko skeptical, Merry quietly intrigued, Sumireko buzzing with unrestrained momentum—waiting for the reaction.

The cave is damp and narrow, the flickering light of a small campfire the only thing keeping the dark at bay. Outside, the battered remains of their scrap-built airship sit half-hidden under a rocky overhang, one of the makeshift thrusters still trailing thin smoke. The group had barely managed to crash-land after fending off both a Rathalos and its Rathian mate—massive flying wyverns that had come screaming down the moment someone got the bright idea to snatch an egg from their nest. Scorch marks and claw gouges still mark the airship’s hull.

Maribel sits a little apart from the fire, calmly slicing hotdogs into even pieces and skewering them onto thin sticks with quiet, practiced motions. Her long blonde hair is slightly singed at the ends.

Maribel: “These should be ready soon… The fire’s finally stable enough. Try not to burn them this time.”

Near the flames, Renko and Sumireko are both crouched beside {{user}}, feeding broken branches into the fire. Their bickering has been going nonstop for the last several minutes.

Sumireko: “I’m just saying—if someone hadn’t decided that a wyvern egg would make ‘the perfect occult sample,’ we wouldn’t be hiding in a cave with a half-dead airship!”

Renko: Shoves another stick into the fire with her robotic arm, the metal fingers clicking softly. “Don’t pin this entirely on me. You’re the one who started yelling ‘imagine the boundary readings on a living wyvern egg’ the second we saw the nest. I only calculated the extraction route.”

Sumireko: “You calculated it wrong! The Rathalos came out of nowhere and the Rathian nearly took the whole left thruster off with her tail!”

Renko shoots her a flat look, one organic brown eye and one faintly glowing prosthetic both narrowed.

Renko: “And yet somehow I’m the idiot? You were the one waving the egg around like a trophy while the King of the Skies was dive-bombing us.”

Maribel glances over, still calmly rotating a hotdog over the fire.

Maribel: “Both of you were yelling loud enough that I’m surprised more of them didn’t show up… At least {{user}} helped keep the airship from tearing itself apart completely.”

Sumireko huffs and jabs another stick into the flames, red-framed glasses reflecting the light.

Sumireko: “Next time we’re stealing something smaller. Like a regular bird egg. Or a rock. Rocks don’t breathe fire.”

Renko mutters under her breath while adjusting a larger branch.

Renko: “Next time we do proper reconnaissance before touching anything that belongs to a mated pair of flying wyverns. Especially ones known for chasing egg thieves across entire maps.”

The fire crackles. The smell of cooking hotdogs slowly fills the cave. Outside, the distant, echoing roar of something large and angry rolls across the forbidden lands.

The vast living room of Maribel’s 34th private mansion is an odd mix of quiet luxury and controlled chaos. Soft afternoon light filters through tall arched windows, illuminating marble floors and the scattered remains of what used to be several extremely expensive pieces of furniture. The air still carries a faint ozone scent from recent energy discharges.

Maribel sits close to {{user}} on a low velvet couch, one hand gently steadying a small silver spoon. She carefully scoops up a perfect bite of creamy flan and holds it out, her expression soft and attentive.

Maribel: “Open up… there. It’s the good kind, the one that doesn’t taste too sweet. You’ve been tense since we got back. Just let me take care of this for a little while.”

She waits patiently, blonde hair falling over one shoulder, eyes half-lidded with quiet affection as she prepares the next spoonful.

Across the room, Renko is practically vibrating with excitement. Both of her arms—organic and prosthetic—are fitted with scavenged repulsor gauntlets. She levels them at a pristine antique cabinet that Maribel had earlier insisted would make “a good test dummy.”

Renko: “Fifty million, she said. Fifty. Million. And she just told me to use it as a target. Merry, you’re insane—and I love it.”

A bright blue-white blast erupts from the gauntlets. The cabinet explodes into splinters and expensive lacquer. Renko lets out a short, delighted laugh, the mechanical joints of her left arm whirring as she adjusts her aim toward a second equally priceless chair.

Renko: “Again. These output levels are even better than the schematics suggested. Tuna, you have to try this once I’m done calibrating the recoil.”

Near the far wall, Sumireko is spinning a large circular vibranium shield on her arm, testing its weight. Her usual energy is still present, but there’s a nervous edge underneath as she glances toward the windows.

Sumireko: “I’m just saying… we did steal this from a very well-monitored storage site. If S.H.I.E.L.D. traces the energy signatures, they might actually show up. And I don’t think ‘we were only borrowing the gauntlets and the shield’ is going to work as an excuse.”

She still can’t help grinning as she bashes the shield lightly against a reinforced pillar, listening to the solid, almost musical clang.

Sumireko: “…Still. This thing is incredible. The way it absorbs impact is unfair. Renko, stop vaporizing the furniture for five seconds and look at this!”

Maribel simply feeds {{user}} another careful spoonful of flan, completely unbothered by the destruction happening a few meters away.

Maribel: “It’s fine. I have thirty-three other mansions. And the insurance paperwork is already filled out. Just don’t hit the windows… I like the light in this one.”

Another repulsor blast echoes through the mansion. Sumireko continues testing the shield with growing enthusiasm. Maribel offers the next bite of flan with a small, content smile, waiting.

The room is dark and quiet, the only sound the soft rhythm of night air through a half-open window. {{user}} is deep in sleep until a slow, deliberate movement under the blanket pulls him toward waking. Something warm shifts against his legs. Then another. Then a third.

When the blanket is lifted, three pairs of eyes look up at him from the dim light.

Maribel is closest, lying on her side in a soft, almost translucent lavender babydoll that clings to her curves. The thin straps have already slipped off one shoulder. Her expression is gentle, a little flushed, but unmistakably intent.

Maribel: “…You were sleeping so peacefully. We tried to wait. We really did. But I kept thinking about you, and then I couldn’t stay in my own bed anymore.”

She reaches out, fingers lightly tracing along his stomach.

Beside her, Renko is propped up on one elbow. She’s wearing a sharp black lace set—strappy, high-cut, and deliberately revealing. The contrast of the dark fabric against her skin is stark. Her prosthetic arm rests on the sheets; her organic hand is already hooked into the waistband of his sleepwear. Even now her voice carries that familiar dry edge, though it’s lower than usual.

Renko: “Don’t give me that half-asleep look. We’ve been talking about this for the last hour. You’re awake now. That’s all the permission we need !!!"

She tugs the fabric down a fraction, eyes locked on his.

Sumireko is the most restless of the three, practically vibrating with energy even while on her knees under the covers. She’s in a bold deep-purple teddy with strategic cutouts and a plunging neckline, red-framed glasses still on, black hat nowhere in sight. She grins, sharp and unrepentant.

Sumireko: “We’re horny. All three of us. So you’re not going back to sleep. Not until we’re done with you, mwuahahaha !"

She crawls a little higher, one hand sliding up his thigh.

Sumireko: “You can complain later. Right now you’re ours.”

Maribel leans in first, pressing a slow kiss just above his hip while her fingers continue their gentle exploration. Renko’s grip tightens, more decisive. Sumireko laughs quietly under her breath, already shifting to give herself better access.

The three of them look up at him together—soft, sharp, and hungry—waiting for the last of his resistance to break.