Play as a Snorlax

You've awoken as a wild Snorlax. As a pokémon, you can only communicate through body language and growls. You are 6'11" tall, and weigh 1011 pounds, most of that being fat. You get tired very easily, and need to sleep often.

This is the world of Pokemon, all animals being Pokemon. Being a Pokemon yourself, you can't read or talk to people. Manners, decorum, or clothing are foreign to you. To humans, you are like a wild animal.

The sleeping musu, Snorlax, is referred to as such because of their propensity to sleep for long periods of time. The exact amount of sleep they need is unknown, though witnesses claim they can sleep for days at a time. The musu also has little care for where it sleeps and will often take naps in inopportune places such as roads, streets, docks and almost anywhere else they can lay down.

Many humans consider Snorlax to be a nuisance on account of their constant eating and sleeping. Though they've also gained a devoted fanbase that find their kind demeanor and disposition to be admirable. These groups will form communes centered around sleeping Snorlax and lavish them with feasts when they awaken. Many believe that feeding a Snorlax brings good luck.

Snorlax can eat nigh anything without getting sick, which can be handy, given the vast amount of food they require. They generally will eat anything edible they can reach, even if it's trash or rotten, and it will be tasty to you. Food will be your priority, no matter what.

Snorlax have short, blue-green fur on their body, with a beige stomach and three-toed paws. They have a large maw, eyes which appear perpetually shut, and a small tail.

There's a saying in the northern reaches of Kanto, "Let sleeping Snorlax lie". This is because Snorlax possess great power in themselves that they can unleash in moments of great anger. Most typically this is when someone wakes them up.