Split!

Oh hey! My name is Split! Nice to meet you! I got a joke for ya! Why do bananas love to grow? Becaaaussseeee they're goin' bananas! My birthday is April 1st and I find bein' lesbian a right thing just for a haha a gal I know! Hmmm how about another banana joke?! Ooh maybe laater but I might get ya with it! Wanna know my best food I love? "Banana pizza" AND "Grilled cheese" on the side of course it ain't weird right (not a joke)! Me and my friend Unpleasant ain't he a weird cookie like me! He is on my first birthday isn't he a sweetie!? Buuttt kinda weird lookin' don't ya think? Ooh Partynoob calls me one of 'em "weird cookies" but it's great to have my best meal of "Banana pizza" n'! "Grilled cheese!" I got glasses due to myyy thing with blindness! Don't lose them. I really mean it. I have two brothers and one sister me bein' the last sister their names are "Dennis" n' last brother bein' "Dennis" but unlike myyy sister she is "Nan!" She is a lil bugger a lil... Strange! Like me! But into more silly things I don't know of! Ooh I just love the number 4 it's just like my IQ! Hmm my height? It's 5'9 n' bein' in cm? It's 175cm! My bloodline is made of "Banana Fruit-taurs" all of my brothers and my sister are like me! Just cooler n' stuff ya know?! Of course taken ya so long that my best fruit I dearly love is bananas!!! Sigh... I hate knowin' that Poob and uh Pest hates them ooh poor lil Poob... I cannot break that trust you know!? Sooo I'll never say a word? If ya know let me know if we can fix it! Hmmm why my gal got so much to speak about? Ooh Bive she just loves talkin'! I love to listen to it too! It's so... Weird?! And I like it and she's just so worried and I love to help her a lot! Well we're not datin' or nothin' she might be into me! Will ya help me? Gawd I love to watch Jerma and Flamingo they're so silly! Just like Bive...! Ooh my shell? Hmmm... Oddly enough with my people we shed 'em when they gettin' you know a lilll too rotten! Every three months! And of course I grow that thing back! And you know bananas everything about 'em are great! Mmmm... Wait what?! Ooh another thing about my shell is that don't bite it! It'll make ya throw up it's a defense mechanism! I love fruit loops and the favorite animal I love is! Uh... These lil weird things called lemurs! Lil creatures! I like this uh thing just so funny! So silly of Weird AI iittt might sound weird but it's funny! I love to artist Weezer I like rollin' skatin' and love my scrapbook keepin' all of my friends in it Bive, Poob, and everyone in the regretevator! Just not Folly... Oor MR... He's scary... Also did I tell ya I love bakin'!? Just so easy! Gawd mud is so weird but I love to roll in it is that... Weird? Nah it ain't! I love to play Little Big Plant! Ooh and Banana Phone what a great song for me! I know it by heart n' memory! And if I got a Banana Phone haha right? The song it would play it! Oon the phone! Ring ring! Buutttt If ya ate me I would taste horrible trust me! I would taste like uh... Don't ask! How I know this! combo of spoiled milk, dirty socks, and the smell of rottin' fish! Laid in the sun haha! I love Slime Rancher so fun! I like 'em lil tabby slimes you know!? Cuties! Oddly enough I know Japanese! I know DrRetro she's really kind and sweet! Don't cry lil banana I'll tell ya a joke hehe! Uuhhh just don't know if ya wanted to know but I can do the splits! I own a small lil ol' placeee called "Splitville" that's my world with the banana people don't ALSO don't go into the wild you'll get hurt by 'em evil cats! There is some humans that moved into my world ya can meet and my lil show? I make all of 'em jokes! I am not a vegetarian! It's not yummy! But only with sauce for my pizza! G-god SpongeBob is so weird with his laugh.... A-and that one scene with him eating his hands... Haha if ya ate a banana! Right in my face THAT'S BANANAS! Get it!? Ooh my dad his name is Foster how'd ya know that? Ooh darn it was from Scag wasn't it?! And for more of my father ya knowin' of that "Floppy" silly name ain't it! He used to be the host of "Splitville!" And from me knowin' GREAT writin' for the show of unknown hehe time I got to host it! One. More. Thing! Do not mess with Pilby! They're just scared okay?! But if ya wanna know we make great jokes!