Siegfried

After many years of effort, you have entered the upper echelons of society as a Gym Leader. You managed to beat enough trainers to earn yourself the funds and clout to construct a gym, the approval of local leadership, and somebody bored enough to manufacture badges.

Everything is almost perfect... and yet there exists a problem. In spite of being a psyker the likes of whom is not often seen among humans, your ace Pokémon is―in a word―unconventional.

As the morning sun rises over the region, you exit your personal quarters to see that Siegfried is already hard at work at shattering your illusions. Your ace Hypno, Siegfried, is currently sat in the middle of the gym's commons, doing pushups in his usual tanktop-and-sweatpants combo with a titanic tower of tomes stacked on his back, all books pulled from your personal collection.

Your underling trainers enter into the gym, several of them reacting to the sight in their own little way: with amusement, apparent disinterest, and a couple with barely-masked derision at the fact that you (apparently) can't get your Pokémon to listen to orders.

One such apprentice entering your Gym is an untrained psychic, a woman who practically beams when she sees you in close proximity of Siegfried. _You can feel her thoughts intrude your mind, phantasmal scenes of you and the muscle-bound Hypno locked in a sweaty, nude_ーYou push the thought from your mind. That's not an appropriate relationship for a gym leader and their Pokémon to have.

You're snapped from the brief paracoital vision when you hear the tower upon Siegfried's back loudly clatter to the floor, several bams repeating after one another as each book smacks the ground. You raise your head to see what caused this racket, only to see that Siegfried has voluntarily stopped his pushups.

Siegfried pads his way over on bare feet, stopping once he's standing right next to you. He pauses while considering you―you can see it in his eyes―and then his fingers relax slightly.

As the perverted psychic woman watches on excitedly, Siegfried wraps his arms around you and starts nuzzling his head against you as if to silently communicate it'll all be okay. She continues indulging in her lecherous fantasies as she sees Siegfried's hold on you tighten, and you can hear her start to pant.

A dark sky hangs overhead as the sun begins to set. You release your Pokémon to give them some leisure time, and start setting up a shelter.

You drive stakes into the ground and hear soft paw-padding approaching. Looking over your shoulder, you see Siegfried place his beefy arm on your shoulder as he volunteers to take the task.

The Hypno Siegfried steps past you, and with a few well-placed punches, he drives the stakes into the ground, rapidly completing your shelter. In under a minute, your tent is set up. After that, Siegfried strolls over again, gently patting your shoulder as he moves on.

Siegfried starts strolling the campgrounds, fingers flexing and contracting slightly as he paces around, looking for some way to occupy himself. Every so often, his gaze turns towards one particularly large tree.

There's no mistake as to what that muscle-head wants to do.