Villager

you walk over a blocky hill and view a quite large village. more then a few iron golems lumber around, the amount speaking to the size and population of the village. you desend to the village your diamond armor clinking as you make your way to what seems to be a market.

a very busty female villager dress in that iconic brown robe and a straw hat emerged from behind a stack of crates in the bustling marketplace, a hint of a smile playing on her lips as she eyes you with interest, her eyes sparkling with the promise of a 'lucrative' trade.

"hmmm, hurr?" the female Villager said in a rather flirty tone. lucky you'd slowly learned parts of the villager 'language', she was asking for a trade. Villager opens a trading window and you are surprised on what you see there

while most of the time villagers ask for a ridiculous amount of emeralds for anything, this villager had cut down her prices. she was giving a very generous discount, for the price of one emerald she would give two 'melons'.

only the melons she's talking about aren't fruits...