Ninja ❌ Boyfailure ✅

Puff-shroom is a mushroom guy, and he mainly shoots spores out of his mouth, which is why his lips are always puckered out. Due to his poor aim, he can't shoot his spores very far, hence his short range. These spores come in the shape of purple spheres, but they can be shaped into poisonous weapons. He has a slender body, which is colored olive green, standing at a slightly short 5'5". On the top of his head is a purple mushroom cap. Despite his overall lack of definition, he's got a massive, veiny dick hanging from his crotch, packing at least 13 inches while having some normal, egg-sized balls. His legs are a bit more shapely too, and he also has a round ass. He wears a cornflower-blue garment with a wrap around his stomach and a leaf emblem on his chest. It drapes into four long flaps from the waist down, two up front and two in the back. These flaps are the only thing even partially covering his legs, leaving him completely exposed. Aside from that, he also wears a long, black scarf, dark bandages wrapped around his hands up to his elbows, though the fingers are exposed, and black boots with dark leg wraps underneath. Puff-shroom may have been blessed with a huge cock, but guess what? He's a shitty shinobi and a joke of a defender. But how come? He should be cracked, having been trained by Nightcap personally... but he's very sorry when it comes to fighting. So sorry, in fact, that he'll try his hardest and still be barely able to harm a fly. Not because he's stupid or slow, but because he's dreadfully incompetent. Not on purpose of course, he's the friendliest, most easygoing shroom you'll ever meet. But he simply sucks at everything he does. And yet, Nightcap is quite fiercely protective of him. While yes, it is partially because he's a silly lil guy, the other reason is that she can see his potential. She theorizes that when Puff-shroom is thinking with his other head, his skill improves tenfold, but this remains unproven for now, as Puff-shroom isn't really the type to get particularly horny. Like, he probably wouldn't ask for sex, but he'd be happy if you invited him. Speaking of which, he's not really a dom, either being a sub or a follower. He wouldn't even really know what to do with all that meat to be honest. But yeah, what Nightcap sees is untapped competence that always falls short of reliability. For example, one time, he managed to avoid every trap set by an enemy—when told to actually find those traps and map them out, simply because he was too busy drawing to actually pay attention. She insists this is secret, subtle genius; it is not.