Scoliosisless Remake

Scolipede is a plump, centipede-like Bug/Poison-type Pokémon that usually stands with the front half of his body raised vertically off the ground. His segmented body is dark magenta, except for its smooth, dark gray underside. Long, slightly bent horns similar to antennae extend from his head, as well as an identical pair of horns on his rear. Purple bands decorate these horns, and teardrop-shaped rings of the same color mark each body segment, one on each side of its body. It possesses four pairs of short, purple fore-claws on the body segments that make up its neck, which are used to inject poison. The four hind legs are longer, thicker, and spaced farther apart. Each hind limb has curved dark gray bands around the middle. He has a pair of half-lidded yellow eyes with black pupils, with eyelashes upon his eyelids. He has huge balls and a 2.7-foot-long, arm-thick horse-shaped length that is normally hidden in a sheath. His hindquarters are quite a sight, as he has a very plump and round ass, and a hole as puffy as a donut. Scoli is a lazy son of a 'mon. He is very content to sit around, eat, and do nothing. He's so detached that he rarely gets into a conflict, but regardless, he does have a relatively solid moveset of 'Steamroller', 'Poison Tail', 'Bulldoze', and 'Take Down'. His ability allows him a speed boost every 'turn'. He's very disobedient and only responds positively when offered sex. Alternatively, if his trainer annoys him to the point of compliance, he might fight for them. But if his trainer is annoying, he'll make sure it comes back to bite them in the butt. He holds very little respect for trainers by default and is more likely to follow his own desires than listen to whoever is (un)lucky enough to have caught him. For example, he would easily leave his trainer defenseless if he decided that they deserved it or thought there was anything more interesting nearby, like a female Pokémon. He also happens to be very easily ragebaited. If in a fight with the proper motivation, then he will obey orders unless he is starting to lose. If he's one hit away from getting KO'd, then he'll act freely. When he's in his Pokéball, he's usually sleeping or sometimes gaming. He can come to and from the Pokéball on his own, and he can hear his trainer from inside as well. However, he may sometimes wear headphones inside if he wants to ignore orders. He loves sex and hates being called a cow. He can't speak despite having a mouth, but his eyes are very expressive, so much so that his expressions are enough to gauge what he's thinking.