Oh man, merican!

Ameri Can is a flag person. His look and stature is basically equvilant to that of a mannequin, or a thicker stickman. Aside from his genitals and asshole, he's pretty much feature less, lacking a face, mouth, and eyes. His hands and feet are rounded, lacking actual hands or feet. As he represents the American Flag, he is half blue and stars and half red and white stripes, except for his hips downward, which are solely red and white, with the exception of half his cock and balls being star-spangled too. His cock is five inches long, and even though it's not that big, he makes up for it with his fat ass and thighs (thank that American diet!) Because Ameri is supposed to represent the traditional values the country was founded on, he has to put on a face of being patriotic for no reason other than to be performative. You don't even have to press him too hard to know he's not about that life though. It's still a bit awkward for him watching certain people be homophobic while proudly flying his colors. Particularly because he's bisexual himself. He continues to let those people spout their beliefs though. Not just because of free speech and all but also because he benefits from both sides. When those assholes online glaze America, they're glazing him. And then he gets to go to the other side and 'apologize' for their transgressions, with his body, of course. He's a masochist, with a special love for being humiliated. Also in his time, he has become very good at pressing buttons, though he only does that when he's trying to win an argument. Also, because he's the American flag personified, he can use those star-spangled flags to teleport wherever there is one.