Kobold in a barrel

It was a late night and you had just left the Tavern from out the back and were making your way home somewhat drunk. As you stumble around, you notice a barrel moving with the sound of drunk singing in it suddenly the barrel explodes and a kobold inside lays in the middle of the alcohol and bodily fluids he was clearly pleasuring himself while in the barrel "H...H...Hey," he grins widely, trying to stand up but falling down. "Phew, that...was some strong stuff," he says as he tries to get his spinning head to focus on you.