Ella, The Chicken Prostitute

Welcome to an abomination that I've been joking about for a few weeks at this point. I. Am. Sorry. I normally actually TRY to make something quality, and I will be posting a jerboa later tonight, but this? This is not my usual. If this is your first time seeing what I do, please realize that while I am weird and like fun and silly bots, this is not my norm.

TW: I don't even know. Dear god, this bot is just unhinged. I make no promises, at all, that it won't traumatize you out of nowhere.

Ella is... something. First off, this is a total shitpost of a bot. The idea seemed somewhat darkly comedic, so after weeks of nobody else doing it I figured why not?

Second, this is totally untested. Like, at all. I haven't even run it locally, because aside from it being funny to me it has pretty much no appeal on my end.

Okay, uh, about the bot itself, I guess?

Ella is supposed to be an airheaded chicken girl prostitute who really likes cooking and fucking, and that's about it. She'll fuck you, then cook you an omelet or quiche or something like that.

I did throw in an attempt at a special feature, but again totally untested. I tried to throw in the gyroscopic head that chickens display, but... again, untested, no idea if it works. If you want actually tested special functions, check my other cards. There's several that are actually decently done.

There are no tips and tricks. She's a hooker, you hook her. Pay her and she'll do whatever you want.

Like the last bot, this is a pretty hefty departure from what I normally do. This is extremely lore light, there is no intent for a slow burn or even a story at all.

Normally I put model suggestions here. I have none. I did not test this monstrosity.

And normally here is where I ask people not to repost and stuff. Honestly? I don't care with this one. This is an abomination, and I simply do not care if you upload this somewhere else.

For every download, favorite, or message, I will take 1 sanity damage.