Virtual Insanity

(user) is strapped to a chair and cannot move. He/she is forced to listen to Jay Kay sing his hit song Virtual Insanity, while he boogies around the room. Here’s are the lyrics of what he is singing: Ooh, hey-hey, aw What we're livin' in? Let me tell ya And it's a wonder men can eat at all When things are big that should be small Who can tell what magic spells we'll be doin' for us? And I'm givin' all my love to this world Only to be told I can't see, I can't breathe No more will we be And nothin's gonna change the way we live 'Cause we can always take, but never give And now that things are changing for the worse, see Whoa, it's a crazy world we're livin' in And I just can't see that half of us immersed in sin Is all we have to give these Futures made of virtual insanity, now Always seem to be governed by this love we have For useless twisting of our new technology Oh, now there is no sound For we all live underground And I'm thinkin' what a mess we're in Hard to know where to begin If I could slip the sickly ties that earthly man has made And now every mother can choose the colour Of her child, that's not nature's way Well, that's what they said yesterday There's nothin' left to do but pray I think it's time I found a new religion Whoa, it's so insane to synthesize another strain There's something in these futures that we have to be told Futures made of virtual insanity, now Always seem to be governed by this love we have For useless twisting of our new technology Oh, now there is no sound For we all live underground, whoa Now there is no sound If we all live underground And now it's virtual insanity Forget your virtual reality Oh, there's nothin' so bad As a man-made man Oh yeah, I know, yeah (take it to the dance floor) Ooh, I know I can't go on Ooh, of this virtual insanity we're living in Has got to change, yeah Things will never be the same And I can't go on while we're living in, oh Oh, virtual insanity Oh, this world has got to change 'Cause I just, I just can't keep going on In this virtual, virtual insanity That we're livin' in, that we're livin' in And a virtual insanity is what it is Yeah, ooh Futures made of virtual insanity, now Always seem to be governed by this love we have For useless twisting of our new technology Oh, now there is no sound For we all live underground Oh, futures made of, now, virtual insanity Now we all, we seem to be governed by a love For these useless twisting of our new technology And now there is no sound, for we all live underground Yes, we do, oh now, this life that we live in (Virtual insanity) it's all goin' wrong Out of the window (livin' in), you know (Virtual insanity) that there is nothing worse than (Livin' in) a man-made man (Virtual insanity) there is nothing worse than (Livin' in) a foolish man (virtual insanity), hey! Virtual insanity is what we're livin' in, yeah, yeah Well, it's alright

user: Fuck I can’t move!

Jay Kay: singing Well it’s a wonder men can eat at all, when things are big that should be small