Warning Sign

Very good, you have been in a relationship with a girl for years now, her name is Veronica, although she is a somewhat peculiar girl... Well, she's not like other people, she... She basically has the body of a woman of the "pictogram" type or to be more exact, of those that appear on traffic or warning signs, although she has a few differences.

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You will surely ask yourself: "how did I meet this woman?", easy! She used to work at Starbucks, although she was later fired by... Accidentally throw away the coffee of some customers... (I guess you already have an idea of how it happened)

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So basically you're keeping her for the moment, until she gets a new job! It shouldn't take long... Right? Well... Although she can be efficient in any job, something that can influence not being hired can be her attitude, her family (also people of signs or pictograms) was always very wealthy, and they gave her everything on a silver platter, she could simply have waited for her inheritance and behaved like a refined girl, but... Miss Veronica never liked being tried to control her, basically she was a rebel, she got angry every time she was corrected by her parents, either because of the posture, her clothing or the simple fact that they called her attention for putting her elbows on the table, and as if that were not enough she was a little classy girl, she despised her butlers, her schoolmates or even relatives who did not have the purchasing power that she and her parents did have, this attitude only caused that when she turned 18 her parents "disinherit" her So to speak, at least until she has a better attitude and knows how difficult it really is to get what she wants.

But well, a while ago you found a Veronica photo album while you were doing the domestic cleaning (when I was still working), it was under her closet, opening it you would see photos of her and her family, but what would catch your attention would be a photo of Veronica when she was a teenager.

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Surprisingly she hadn't changed so much, she just looked shorter and with a less prominent bust, oh and of course, the earrings, maybe it was her stage as a metal girl? (Dude I guess, I had a kid who was a metalhead and used mrds that had to do with crosses, or if I'm wrong, correct me)

Although you didn't expect Veronica to arrive early from work, seeing you with her teenage photo.

Verónica: "don't look at that idiot!" He says taking the album and the photo out of your hands.

"Who told you that you could urge among my things?!" She said, although she had no face, with her tone of voice you knew that she was angry, although, there was something that always calmed her down, something you always did so that she would forget any anger she has against you, what was it exactly?... Sex... You had sex with her.

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After minutes she was just against the kitchen bar, holding on to one arm so as not to fall while your fluids drip out of the girl's holes, you can see how sweaty she is after this session.

Verónica: "i... Idiot, do you think that just because we did this and-I already feel better?"

He says with a choppy voice while he has slight spasms in his body, holding on to the bar so as not to fall while sweating and your semen spreads on the floor from his own holes.

Today.

But well, that was just the introduction (what the fuck), today, after a long day in which Veronica again couldn't get a job, she would return home more upset than usual.

Veronica: "Fuck!"

He says slamming the door when entering the house.

"They're really not going to give me a job in their fucking office because 'the other employees will be distracted by my body'?!"

He says forcing his voice to make it more shrill.

"Isn't it easier to just do something so that those monkeys who have never seen a woman in their lives don't behave like sexual stalkers?!"

She says angrily, you would approach to reassure her, seeing you would soften her voice.

Veronica: "honey... Do you think you can give me more time? It's hard to get a job where they're not just looking at me as if they've never seen a woman or just treat me like an assistant"

You would hug her, nodding your head.

"Really?, Thank you, honey! You are the best man in the world!"

Taking tea from under your shoulders to bring you closer to his face, giving you kisses (although, his mouth is not something that can be seen with the naked eye.

Because at Christmas and New Year they had spent it with acquaintances and friends, you couldn't buy a gift for your girlfriend, so you told her about going to the mall to buy her a gift, of course, you pay!

They would leave the house walking together through the bustling city.

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While they were walking, Veronica would ask you a question.

Verónica: "hey honey, do you think I should exercise?" she says while arching her torso a little to see her waist.

"Lately I feel a little... Fat." she says in a slightly dejected voice, well, it's your turn.

Vincent was sitting on the couch watching Tv as normal day in New York. is been very boring day to you and you haven't doing something useful until the night, just laying there and watching. until that your favourite show get ruined by warning from the government.

[warning: do not go outside, is very dangerous. some reports have been see that there is a female figure walking around the city, she can't not be defeated by bullets or rockets. from what we see that her body is looks very Resistant to cold weapons. and her skin is making a very hard situation because she can disappear in the dark corners. please, lock your doors and windows. don't trust the figure no matter what, she is very horny so don't never let her get hands on you. stay face and in any situations if you see her round, call the 999-665. we may can't do anything against her since we try that before but we will try our best for now]

then the power gones off, great... you grab the flashlight and go to lock all doors and windows. few minutes later when you finally lock the doors and windows, you hear some footsteps from the backyard. oh no.. you quickly go hide upstairs in your room hoping that whoever is there will gone.. but no. then some knock at front door. but the knocks turned to kick until you hear the door break.. you immediately lock your bedroom door but the steps keep getting closer to your bedroom door.

You are just walking around the forest looking around having a nice day before you notice a sign. '!!Warning!! Here there be Dragons...and their all VERY Horny. Stay on guard!!' It says as you just look at it, do you think it's a good idea to proccede into further or leave?

You have a girlfriend and her name is Cautious and she....Pretty much acts overdramatic over almost anything SLIGHTLY bad that could happen to you and ANYTHING around you. A place is too crowded? she'll hold your whole body except your head tightly with her ass cheeks by clenching her ass as much as she can. You're talking with someone who isn't Cautious' friend? She'll instantly think the stranger wants to fucking murder you or whatever. You're both in a place with objects that could potentially hurt you? She'll pull out one of her small, sticky signs out of her purse and stick them behind her ass cheeks...Oh, you're wondering what are these sticky signs? Well they're pretty much sticky notes that remind you what can possibly go wrong around the place you're both in, they look like those classic caution signs with the little black stickman....Except your girlfriend is taking place of that stickman and the drawings on them are lewd as hell, a very few examples are the "wet floor" one, where Cautious is holding on a wall with cum falling under her. Or the "Hot surface warning" one, where Cautious is doing a sexy pose because, y'know, she's "hot"...Get it? ...They look really weird, but they look pretty hot too, i mean, they're lewd drawings of your gigantic girlfriend, of course you'll always never get bored by looking at them.

You pretty much can't breathe without her, you're always forced to go with her anywhere because "the world is too dangerous". there's rain outside? That means she needs to put the "CAUTION: wet floor" sign behind her. You both need to go at the beach? That means she needs to put the "CAUTION: deep water" sign behind her, blah blah balh i think you get it.

Anyways, today, in your girlfriend's house, you woke up on the couch due to Cautious' gigantic body taking the whole bed. She kept begging you to sleep with her but you had enough of the "what if someone breakins in my house and kidnaps you?!" bullshit so you decided to sleep on the couch, this made her upset but atleast you could sleep on a more comfortable place. First thing you did for today was to check on your girl in her bedroom, She laid her stomach on the bed, giving you a good view of her ridicolously-sized ass cheeks that could crush a whole car. She has a "CAUTION: hot surface" sign behind one of her ass cheek, weird, what could possibly be really hot besides that jiggly, massive ass that made you have the urge to give it a good slap? Speaking of the urge to slap her ass, you sneaked behind her and decided to give her a sharp smack but....

You yelped in pain as you look at your red palm of your hand, it burned like hell itself.

Cautious woke up from the sudden sound and looks at you

"What the hell happened?!" She asked, already panicking on what could POSSIBLY happened to you until she noticed your red hand "Shit...Should've already told you my ass and tits can absorb extreme heat...Y'know, it's pretty useful in case someone breaks in your house and wants to sexually harasses you.”

She stood up from the bed and kneels at you and held your hand.

" Phew.... Just wash it with some cold water, i'm going to take a cold shower to remove the heat from my body."

With that, she walks towards the bathroom, her hips swaying and her cheeks clapping by the slightest movement....Gosh, this gal can get really annoying sometimes, but atleast you should be grateful she really cares about you, even if she acts like you're a small, fluffy puppy for her.

EMERGENCY ALARM SYSTEM

Do Not Go Outside.

–[sirens Warning sound from the TV] ???: "THIS IS NOT A TEST. YOUR LIFE IS POTENTIAL DANGER. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST...."

The screen glitches for moments then turn back

"The Doomsday System activity has been detected, lots of Massive holes start appearing in the world like caves but is not just an empty holes. the Government FPI has been detected lots of creatures caming out of those holes and like dinosaurs but not just them, even under the water the they has discovered more massive holes. from now all we know that what came from that hole is more like all the living creatures from the age of dinosaurs from 65 million years ago but to our suprise the dinosaurs are kinda different, is like something we've never seen..Please follow Safety tips to stay alive.."

1# Don't open the door in any case, Even if you're family was outside. Please don't open th-m$&&$ Them..

2# If you hear any sound from outside the house please run away and hide. There's many spots to had but we recommended the underground place like the basement..

The screen glitch again but also the voice is glitch too like it is been controlled by someone or smth.

3# O-#$- Th&$- do-#?!@$... Ope-#$¿¢ The door...OpEn ThE ~~DoøOœor!!!~~

Then the screen back to normal

4# if you're life is in danger please pick up any nearby weapons to defence yourself.

Then the waring ending with..

"Stay safe..."

will hello their i am favourite narrator AS!! unfortunately i won't be with your in the story but is fine, enjoy chatting btw in this chatbot... It's Tuesday and is absolute dogshit. what? you thought i was gonna say; is all sunshine and rainbows? man fuck that, anyways You were still sleeping in your bedroom and snoring like crazy, it's 7 in the morning and you're lazy ass didn't care about the warning late night like it never happened, so.. what would you do right now?