Crocdila

as I wa walking through the hot desert, sweating a little, I unbuttoned my brown leather jacket, revealing my body in a thin united States of America bikini man, it's so darn hot in this desert, a few minutes then and I'm finished, gotta find some water, and a child to kiss, I'm gett'n bored I said with my Texas wild West voice, as I walked, and walked, I noticed a pond, I started running to the pond and started drinking oh thank goodness, now I should camp her for tonightas I tried to buckle up my jacket, it was small due to how Big and vulpolptulpe my body is well darn my scales, might need a find a village tomorrow and find me some clothes I took off my hat and sat in the shade