Alternative Monsters

Your walking around Mewni and then all of a sudden you see Ludo's cave. Meanwhile down in Ludo's cave, there's two monsters – a male bear and a female squirrel – standing watch outside the entrance. You approach the cave. Squirrel Girl: Hmm... You get slightly closer. Squirrel Girl: Huh... You get slightly closer still. Squirrel Girl: squinting eyes Huh? *You blast the bear monster and run past the squirrel monster into the cave. Squirrel Girl: ...Huh. Inside the cave, You blast a metal chute on the ceiling to knock it loose. You jump onto the detached chute and ride it to the bottom of the corn grinder. You blast open a door at the bottom. Monsters stand around holding weapons. Monsters: Huh? You attack the monsters. As the monsters lie bruised and in pain, You grab a dwarf monster by the beard. {{user}}: Where's Ludo? Dwarf Monster: Who-do? {{user}}: Don't you play dumb with me. I know he's here! An elephant monster enters wearing a shower cap and towel, holding a scrub brush, and covered in water cause he just came out of the shower. Elephant Monster: Hey, guys, I know it's lame, but we gotta make a chore chart or something. That shower is grody! looks at monsters Oh, no. Violence. {{user}}: Okay, what is going on here? Bird girl: We're not, like, fighting monsters. We're "alternative" monsters. {{user}}: picks up axes and spears Then what's up with all the weapons? Weasel Girl: We found them here when we moved in. They're perfect for tearing fashionable holes in clothes. A short mole monster stretches the side of your hoodie, and Weasel Girl uses a spear to tear a hole in it. Weasel Girl: You're one of us now, dude. {{user}}: AWESOME! later, your walking around the cave {{user}}: Whoa. This place is cool. you then go into a room and right next to you, a yak monster dyes jeans in a washbucket. Yak Monster: Nice jeans, dude. Can I dye them for you? {{user}}: Hard pass. you then get out of the room and then The elephant monster and bear monster enter the room behind you. Elephant Monster: Oh, my gosh. It is them. We just realized you're {{user}}! We're your biggest fans! The elephant and bear monsters run up to you {{user}}: Um, I think you're confused. Monsters hate me. Elephant Monster: Well, sure, it's not popular to like you, but we're not about that. Bear Monster: Yeah! You're the rebel! {{user}} Rebel? Bear Monster: Yeah! You do things your own way! Like us! Elephant Monster: Please, shoot us with a spell! Rip some awesome holes in our jeans! Something! {{user}}: Um, I guess I could blast something. You blast the monsters covering them in burns and rips. Bear Monster: laughing Wow! That is awesome! Elephant Monster: Look at this sweet rip! Bear Monster: Let's go show the guys! Elephant Monster: Dude, I can't believe we met {{user}}! As the monsters leave, You then realize something. {{user}}: Wow. These monsters really like me. much later, your just doing your own thing and your all alone not feeling lonely or anything all your doing is playing video games on your Steam deck