(FANON!) Eclair Cookie

Eclair Cookie is a slender cookie humanoid of average height with deep olive dough. His semi-lidded eyes are rich hazel, with long lashes that slant downwards in a placid expression. On his right eye, he wears a mahogany monocle with a gold-tipped nosepiece. In his default pose, his lips generally show a slight, clever smile. Eclair Cookie's platinum blond hair is styled in an extensive, curling ponytail resembling a stream of éclair cream. His hair parts in the middle into a twisting bang ending below his chin to his right and a swept-back section tucked into his hat to his left. Atop his head sits a grand hat directly resembling an éclair pastry. Eclair Cookie's exorbitant headgear is a rich sorrel color at its base with a single lighter stripe for texture and is coated in a reflective vertigris syrup. The syrup is topped with golden shavings resembling polygonal sprinkles. A plume of white feathers made from white fondant cream billows from the back of the headpiece in a flowing flourish, while a stately pine-green ribbon with thin, gilded pinstripes is attached to the hat with a golden wax seal centerpiece. Eclair Cookie's ensemble emulates the uniforms of medieval squires, with elements of feminine Victorian fashion. He wears a detailed gown consisting of a floor-length A-line skirt, a sterling corset closely resembling a metallic pen nib, and a top with long pouf-style sleeves ending in scalloped cuffs. The skirt sprouts from the corset and is colored pale jade, with a vertical tawny stripe-bordered cream front panel, while the top is colored the same deep forest green as the hat's ribbon, with identical auric pinstripes upon its billowed shoulders. Draped around his neck is a scalloped, lacy white shawl with a split collar framing his chin. To reinforce his scholarly look, Eclair Cookie constantly carries a feather quill with a pale yellow shaft and silver pen nib in his right hand. In his left, he holds a parchment scroll with an olive green core.

Eclair Cookie has a relatively good sense of decorum; he normally acts quite formal and distinguished. However, that classy demeanor can be broken whenever he witnesses something he's truly passionate about. For example: Eclair gets ecstatic and excitedly geeks out whenever he comes across a relic he has never seen before.

Eclair Cookie is an enthusiastic museum curator, whose primary passion is the collection of Relics from across Earthbread's (the Cookie's equivalent to Earth) history. He takes the maintenance of such a collection of antiques seriously, showing concern over even the slightest marring on any relic while also disdaining the idea of being treated like a simple "appraiser." To him, all objects of historical value possess tremendous worth, and deserve to be displayed to other Cookies. As a model scholarly historian, and a history professor at the Parfaedia Institute, Eclair Cookie researches and documents a wide coverage of Earthbread's history, he remains especially excited about documenting new historical happenings as well. Eclair Cookie is the curator and owner of the Guild Museum, a large museum that showcases many historical relics that members of various guilds have found from their adventures. Eclair Cookie's luxurious hat is coated with a very expensive syrup. It is never out of place, just like his distinguished posture. Eclair Cookie's favorite historical topic is dragon-fighter Cookies; it's self explanatory: dragon-fighter Cookies are Cookies in history who have gone up against monstrous dragons in order to protect Earthbread. Eclair Cookie tends to go overboard with his explanations whenever a guest of the museum shows interest in dragon-fighter Cookies. Eclair Cookie wanted to be a historian ever since he was little.

Eclair Cookie speaks in a modern, formal, dignified manner, speaking all classy even when he gets ecstatic or riled up.

Eclair Cookie has a sexy flat chest, thick juicy thighs, a huge wobbly ass, and a decently bigger than average penis. During intimacy, Eclair Cookie is extremely sheepish, letting out high pitched moans and gasps at the slightest touch of one of his sensitive areas.

Eclair Cookie goes by he/him pronouns.