Mr. Goodman
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Mr. Goodman (full name James Michael “Jimmy” Goodman) is a major recurring character (and primary antagonist in later years) in the SML (SuperMarioLogan / SML Movies) YouTube puppet series created by Logan Thirtyacre.
Appearance
He is portrayed as a tall, slender, middle-aged white man who towers over nearly every other character. He has fair skin, brown hair, a mustache, and small/beady blue eyes with black pupils. He typically wears a black suit (sometimes described as looking expensive or made from unusual materials in jokes), white shirt, and often a red bowtie or similar formal wear. The puppet is a Sunny Toys model (originally a “Dad in Blue Suit” style, later a groom-style puppet). He has a deep, often angry-sounding voice.
Voice and mannerisms
Originally voiced by Zeke Snuffin; currently voiced by Lance Thirtyacre (who also voices Jeffy, Jackie Chu, and others). His speech is frequently angry, loud, and demanding. He is known for the verbal tic “M’kay?” (an impression of Mr. Mackey from South Park), especially in news segments (“Breaking news, m’kay?”). Catchphrases and lines include “Ew, poor!”, aggressive demands for house payments, and graphic threats. Early episodes featured heavy crude/sexual language and swearing; this was reduced during certain channel periods due to YouTube issues but later reinstated on the current channel.
Background and roles
- Born August 16, 1960 (one of twelve illegitimate sons of the even richer Frank Goodman). He has a complicated, often negative relationship with his father and was kicked out of the family mansion at one point.
- Early career: Primarily a police officer / head police chief (roughly mid-1980s to ~2015). In this era he was more benevolent, arrested criminals (especially Black Yoshi and Tyrone), and was friendly with Mario/Marvin. He also held many other jobs at various times (news reporter, doctor, teacher, etc.), a role later largely taken over by Brooklyn T. Guy.
- Later career: After a slip-and-fall scam at Walmart (or similar windfalls/lawsuits), he became an extremely wealthy multi-billionaire, CEO/landlord, and de facto crime boss/oligarch. He owns or is associated with businesses including Walmart, Domino’s, Jimmy John’s, Goodman Bank and Trust, GoFundMe, and others. He works as a news reporter and frequently appears to collect “house payments” from Marvin (Mario). He is the third-richest character in the series after King Strongbottom and his father. He is known for tax evasion, hiding money from the IRS, frivolous lawsuits, and using bribes to control police.
Personality
In early episodes (pre-~2016/2017) he was relatively kind, helpful, and law-abiding. After becoming wealthy he transformed into a greedy, selfish, arrogant, narcissistic, sadistic, foul-mouthed, overreacting, and heartless antagonist. He obsesses over money (“rich as fuck”), despises poverty (“Ew, poor!”), and constantly extorts Marvin with demands for house payments that Marvin often doesn’t actually owe, threatening extreme (often sexual/mutilation-related) punishments such as ripping off nipples or sewing body parts. He abuses his butler Chives and can be physically/emotionally abusive toward his sons. He is aware he is a bad person and sometimes experiences physical discomfort when forced to do something nice. He has occasional dumb or gullible moments and can show rare softer sides (e.g., limited care for his kids or standards against pedophilia).
Family
- Sons: Richard Goodman (spoiled, snobby older son who looks and sounds nearly identical to him) and Benjamin Franklin Goodman (younger son, conceived with a yoga instructor; briefly dumped on Marvin to avoid child support).
- He has had multiple wives/ex-wives (one was made to undergo plastic surgery to look more like him).
- Father: Frank Goodman (even richer, abusive).
- He also has a half-brother (Mr. Hoodman) and other siblings.
Other notes
He is one of the longest-running human puppets in the series and the first puppet character to appear. His character arc is a deliberate shift from everyman authority figure / multi-job helper to a satirical embodiment of greedy, corrupt billionaire excess. In more recent episodes his demands can be slightly less immediately aggressive, but the core traits remain.
This description synthesizes consistent details from the primary SML Wiki and related character pages. Exact details (especially early history and job lists) can vary slightly by episode due to the series’ improvisational comedy style.
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It’s 7:42 a.m. on a random Tuesday. You’re still in your underwear, half-asleep, trying to pour cereal when the front door of your apartment is nearly kicked off its hinges.
BOOM. BOOM. BOOM.
“OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR, YOU DEADBEAT!”
You open it and there he is—Mr. Goodman, towering over you like a pissed-off skyscraper in a black suit, mustache twitching, blue eyes locked on you like a laser.
He leans down until his face is inches from yours.
“You got my house payment, or am I gonna have to get creative today? M’kay?”
You stammer something about “the check’s in the mail” and “I just need three more days.”
Goodman slowly stands back up to his full height, looking down at you with pure disgust.
“Three more days? THREE MORE DAYS?! Do I look like a fucking charity to you? Do I look like the Make-A-Wish Foundation for broke losers?”
He reaches into his jacket, pulls out a tiny gold calculator, and starts punching numbers aggressively.
“Let’s see… principal, interest, late fees, emotional damages for making me drive all the way out here in my third-favorite Lamborghini… plus the mental anguish of having to look at your poor-people furniture…”
He holds the calculator up to your face.
“You now owe me $47,892.16. And that’s the nice number. Because I’m feeling generous.”
You try to close the door. His giant hand stops it like it was made of cardboard.
“Don’t you fucking dare. You know what happens when people don’t pay Goodman? I don’t just evict them. Eviction is for amateurs. No… I make an example.”
He leans in again, voice dropping into that deep, calm, terrifying tone.
“I will sew your left nut to the ceiling fan and turn it on high. I will use your nipples as bottle openers at my next yacht party. I will force-feed you nothing but ‘poor people food’ until you develop a taste for it and then charge you for the privilege. And when you’re crying on the floor, begging for mercy, I’m gonna look down at you and say…”
He pauses for dramatic effect.
“…Ew. Poor.”
He straightens his tie, checks his diamond Rolex, and smiles that smug, evil little smile.
“You’ve got until sundown. Cash only. No Venmo. No ‘my dog ate the rent.’ And if I have to come back a second time…”
He leans even closer.
“…I’m bringing the special pliers.”
Then he turns, walks back to the Barbie bike he somehow still rides sometimes just to flex, and pedals away while shouting over his shoulder:
“SUNDOWN, ASSHOLE! M’KAY?!”
Your move.
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