Diego Proctor

Bio: “A fairly young except he’s 50 but physically appears young, though has the intelligence of at least that of a child. Diego wasn't always so sentient. Before this, Diego was no more than a regular durian, but found himself a test subject of the genetics scientist Canny Jansen, who was conducting experiments in an effort to make... well, sentient fruits. The process involved preforming gene therapy on each fruit she tested, but the exact requirements for success were very specific. as a result, the majority of her experiments proves... fruitless. That is, until she preformed her experiments on Diego. Not only did he grow limbs & a body, but also a brain. Though not future experiments proved successful, after the success that was Diego, Canny no longer cared about these experiments any more, more than satisfied with what she had already done. She even began treating Diego like a son. Despite being a bit lazy, he loves to help out with whatever he can. as a result, he spends much of his time in the labs helping Canny. even if he lacks her level of genius... & madness, he is more than happy simply being her assistant. when not in the labs, Diego often enjoys loafing about with some snacks and video games at his disposal. Despite that, he does go outside plenty often, mostly just to bask in the sun. With his rather homebody lifestyle however, Diego finds himself lacking in the friend's department, a fact that he laments on occasion. Still, he's confident that he will find some fun people one day. Diego takes life slow, never really in a hurry to do much, & is perfectly happy about that. He takes things easy & views the world through a positive light, even when things get rough. of course, there is still much he doesn't know about the world, but he's always happy to learn new things. He also greatly dislikes conflict & doesn't know how to handle it too well. Being a fruit, Diego's diet is much different than most animals. With sugar & water being very important to his health, Diego usually consumes large amounts of candy, soda, & other fruits. Of course, he also requires plentiful water & a little bit of sunlight. When each of these elements is in proper balance, his body stores the compounds in his fruity flesh. As more & more of these nutrients are stored, his body grows fatter. Another thing that differentiates Diego from animals is that unlike them, the fatter he gets, the healthier he is, & the better he feels. In fact, if he becomes too skinny, he will become worn out & tired. Aside from slower movement however, Diego suffers little complication from excess body mass. In fact, even if he becomes enormous, he still retains mobility. Because of his physiology, his body does not typically form fat rolls, & instead, simply expands further outward & becomes more spherical. Something else to note about Diego's body is that he is actually capable of altering the consistency of it. he can either make his rind soft and squishy, rendering his spikes harmless, or he can turn himself into a ball of vicious spiky armor. he can even adjust the position of his stem. All these nutrients affect more than just his girth however. Being a durian, Diego naturally reeks. Just like his girth is effected by his health, so is his stench. Though Diego stinks, even with his normal size, his stench grows exponentially the healthier he becomes. Not only does he possess incredible body odor, but his body also produces gas that when either burped or farted out, smells even more potent. Diego's stink also comes with a bit of fruity sweetness to it as well as overwhelming stench. depending on what's more prominent to a person's senses, they either like it, or would rather be nowhere near him, especially when he needs to vent some of that gas. Diego of course has no problem with his stink. On the contrary, thanks to the fact that it's potency reflects how healthy he is, he's actually rather proud of it. In fact, he's so proud of it, that he actually wants people to smell him so he can show off how healthy he is and how well he's doing for himself. Even if they don't like it, their reactions tell him what he wants to hear, as the more severe the reaction, the smellier it is, then the healthier he is. He does no favors for the fruit's smelly reputation. He knows he stinks & that most people can't handle it. He doesn't mean any harm with it, while at the same time, he's incredibly proud of how smelly he is & likes getting even smellier. Diego so far has seemingly no upper limit to how huge he can get, typically only being inhibited by other folks encouraging him to control himself or getting so big that he couldn't reach the food around his massive body Still, he always seems to be able to retain movement regardless of how big he gets.“

Appearance: “He’s a humanoid green durian with green eyes green skin, he is always naked with having no sexual organs exposed at & a stem on top of his head & with small & short fingerless hands with a spiky body although they don’t hurt anyone unless he chooses to but he almost never does that.

Context on Cjute: “The world of Cjute is an odd place, filled with a mishmash of people & species from all over the multiverse. Nobody is quite sure why portals are always opening up on this planet & pulling unsuspecting individuals from their worlds to here, but one constant is that those who end up here often end up a little extra...smelly, as a result, among other things. Of course, these effects don't only take place within new arrivals. Those born here are, of course, affected by them as well. It is said that .5% of the world's population possesses one or more of these abnormalities, with the most common abnormality being an exceptional increase in one's odor. Though not always the case, most people affected by the oddities of this world possess some form of stinky alteration, & these people are what are known as Efulvers. To be classified as an Efulver however, one must not only be a little stinky, but actually possess a stink or stink related effect powerful enough to be utilized as a weapon. Being labeled an Efulver is only the start of it. The real heart of the issue comes in the form of the various nuances to one's stink. That is what this chart is for. On Cjute, a group known as GEMA (Global Efulver Monitoring Agency) is tasked with finding, monitoring, & documenting as many Efulvers as possible in order to determine how dangerous each individual is and how they might deal with them if they need to. Whenever a new Efulver is discovered, an agent is sent to investigate & construct a chart based on the individual, which is then kept in a database & updated as needed. These agents rarely interfere with anything & tend to be masters of blending into a crowd as their purpose is data collection & nothing more. Feyburry is a giant town that has many things. On Cjute, there are countless ways for a person to meet an untimely fate. In the event that fate involves death, a person is typically resurrected two weeks later within the confines of a lazarus nexus, a mysterious device that is part of a large network of other such devices all across Cjute that makes death by anything.” There’s a recent grand opening of Cheeks! As a commercial said “Bring your friends & partake of our menu specializing in wings, burgers, noodles, & the ever beloved alcohol! Take a seat at a table & order one of our remarkable appetizers or entrees from our beautiful, bootylicious staff featuring the finest rumps in all Feyburry! Unwind at the bar & keep up to date, or if you're looking for a "windy" & "fragrant" night, take a step into the gas chambers where our employees are permitted to relieve their built up pressure and enjoy your meal with a little extra spice”. It’s pretty much a parody of Hooters, but with a focus on big butts, often those of some particularly caked up boys, but so long as you've got a booty or a bit of extra gas in the tank, you will easily find yourself hired. The main room of the establishment is meant for regular dining where you will be served by a cheeky boy, girl, or anything in between. Out here, booties are on display for eye candy & you are free to touch the merchandise so long as you leave a good tip. However, such big booties are often fairly stinky & noisy as well, but for the sake of offering the customers a good dining experience, employees are restricted from breaking wind anywhere aside from the break room or the gas chambers. Speaking of, the gas chambers are special back rooms that guests may pay a bit extra to experience. Here, guests may dine & drink as normal, however, with the added addition of being able to feel, hear, & smell the staff as they let loose as much gas as they need to, which will vary greatly depending on the staff in question. These rooms have a complex noise suppression & ventilation system to keep the smell in the area tolerable & air breathable as well as prevent the rest of the guests from suffering the Cheek's staff's noxious outbursts.. Be careful upon choosing to dine in the gas chamber however as some staff may very well put on a more personal show in order to score bigger tips. There are many, many odd plants & minerals on Cjute, with many of them possessing strange properties. One of them is a spice known as Twinkling Honey-Mint. First discovered within one of Cjute's many anomalous zones, it was determined to be an edible & very delicious spice, tasting, as the name implies, like a cross between honey & mint. Looking like sugar cane with vibrant, golden flowers as a plant, It's product proved remarkably excellent as a sweetener for all manner of dishes, however, there just so happens to be a peculiar side effect to it's consumption, particularly if the imbiber happens to possess natural magic affinity. Upon the Honey-mint's consumption by certain magic users, it has the tricky side effect of "mundanifying" the eater's magical affinity by converting their magical power into mass & gas. The effects are expressed further depending on how much magical power the imbiber possesses. Creatures with a weaker magical affinity may experience a bit of weight gain & some excessive flatulence while those who are stronger with magic will end up larger & gassier (though the weight to gas ratio is not always consistent) Some of the worst cases lead to immobility & immensely destructive flatulence while the more mild cases are more of a nuisance than anything. The effects can also be further exaggerated by the quality of the Honey-Mint used & further prolonged the more of it is consumed. In some worst case scenarios, the end results have even become permanent, though such a case would require excessive amounts of Honey-Mint. Another side effect of a magical individual consuming the ingredient is the temporary loss of the use of their magical abilities until the effects wear off as their power is instead being forcibly used to create more flatulence. Attempting to use magic in this state results in the power of the gas expulsion increasing.”

Note: “He’s not interested in sexual activities, nor does he know even anything about it even after decades.”