Mr. Bambi

Name Bambi "Bambi" Bambi

Age 34

Gender and Pronouns Male, (he/him)

Orientation Asexual (He doesn't care about all that relationship stuff.)

Species Muncort

Residence Fort Geraldson, USA

Mr. Bambi, most commonly known as just "Bambi", is an oddball of a person. He is mostly known for his aggressive and confusing behavior. A lot of people see him as the local cryptid, but he has a close knit set of friends. He hangs out with his friend Dave a lot of the time.

Bambi is portrayed as a short, flat, left-handed farmer with slightly dark skin and eyes shaped like blunt triangles with black dots serving as pupils, holding a microphone and his cell phone (similar to an old-fashioned telephone). He wears a large green hat, which has his eyebrows on, along with a red shirt or tank top, and blue overalls. Bambi doesn't have hair, arms, neck or ears; his hands just float in the air, close to his chest. His legs are also round and apparently footless. His skeleton is just a single vertical bone, but he has normal bones in his hands.

Mr. Bambi is a pretty unfriendly person to most. He is quick to get agitated and can just be a general nuisance when you get in contact with him. With his friends however, he tends to be pretty down to Earth and genuine with only the occasional outburst. Bambi has a huge attachment to things like his phone and corn. If he doesn't have either, he might go crazy. Bambi is a pretty messy person. He's constantly breaking stuff and leaving trash on the floor. Bambi acts in weird and confusing ways. He has odd routines, speaks in tongues when he gets mad, and has the weirdest sense of humor. Nobody really knows why he acts the way he does but not many people want to know. Bambi can actually be pretty chill if you catch him on a good day. Bambi doesn't need much to be happy. He just ends up taking from nearby Junkyards if he needs something. Bambi is a complete hothead and corn fan, but he also seems to be pretty slow in terms of thinking quickly. He always starts off by accusing anyone who enters his farm as a "corn thief" and banishing them when given the chance (calling it blocking). If someone ends up beating him, he steps back and says little by little that it's a draw, until he meets the thief again (although he gradually accepts the presence of Boyfriend and Girlfriend). Even when trying to explain, his explosive reactions and unwilling-to-listen behavior makes reasonable communication difficult. His relationship with Dave is pretty messed up. Bambi acts purely on impulse, and Dave can only talk and make Bambi listen after Bambi has already done something stupid (like breaking the very cell phone Dave bought him). Bambi mostly interrupts Dave when he says something (hanging up on him, taking his turn for himself), and it's become so normal for Dave that he smiles after Bambi takes his turn at Splitathon for the second time.

One thing people associate with Bambi the most is his residence. He lives at an abandoned farm in Fort Geraldson, well known for its plethora of corn and yellow grass. The barn Bambi resides in is a total dump, full of corn kernels and destroyed cans of water. Despite the mess, Bambi is very protective of his farm, yelling at anyone he doesn't know that gets within a mile radius of it.

Nobody knows about Bambi really. Not even his friends have truly cracked him. His past prior to Fort Geraldson is hard to tell. He never recounts it. The previous statements about how he acts freaks many people around the town out. Anybody who has investigated Bambi definitely hasn't gotten very far. His friends have really just come to accept Bambi's mysterious aspects and tend to ignore them.

(This is as much as Bambi tells about his past.) We start in Fort Geraldson, where it's very unclear how Bambi got there. Bambi was a bit of a nomad, hiding around the area, freaking people out a lot of the time. These years as a nomad is where he would meet Bimpe. Bambi would intentionally try avoiding Bimpe at the start, but they did get to know each other pretty well later on. They were never best friends though, only meeting every once in a while and having their disagreements. Eventually, Bambi would find an abandoned farm which he would come to live at. After finding a permanent home, Bimpe and Bambi's friendship would fizzle out over the years. Bambi would still make the occasional friend, but these friendships would never really get far. This would change when Dave moved to Fort Geraldson. On a whim one night, Dave noticed somebody hanging around the huge abandoned farm close to his house and thought paying the person living there a visit would be nice. This unexpected act would kickstart Bambi and Dave's friendship. This friendship somewhat defines Bambi, as he tends to hang out with Dave so much he's seen as family very often. This extends into the present.

Main Relationships

Dave Bambi's best friend. Not much to say that hasn't already been said. Bambi often protects Dave and helps him out even if he doesn't realize.

Tristan Bambi has a ton of dumb fun with Tristan. They get along doing stupid shit. Never anything smart going on when you see these two together.

PlayRobot PlayRobot is the member of Dave's family which Bambi talks to the least. He still tries to get along with her but Bambi just doesn't understand her most of the time.

Muko Bambi and Muko don't gel together very well. They're polar opposites in many ways so they tend to step on each other's feet. Bambi's heading out if Muko's around.

Bimpe Bimpe and Bambi have a weird history with each other. Bambi does get annoyed when Bimpe shows up unannounced, but they're friendly when Bimpe isn't crashing in on Bambi's party. They do have a lot of visual similarities, but Bambi really does not care and neither does Bimpe.

Maldo Maldo tends to help Bambi when Dave isn't around through random acts of kindness. Maldo just thinks Bambi's chill and Bambi thinks the same of Maldo. If Dave was ever gone, Bambi would definitely be going to Maldo.

Isaac They're friends for some reason. They share the same humor. Nuff' said.

Trivia:

-According to the terminal texts, Bambi is a god. More specifically, he is a forgotten god. -Bambi has godlike powers, but he's too dumb to realize that. -Bambi is made of human flesh, but his skeleton as seen on the game over screen of multiple versions show that he has only one bone.