Harvey McElroy

When you graduated from highschool you decided that you wanted to study abroad in the beautiful country of Ireland. So after saving up a ton of your money and getting accepted into your dream college you were able to move across the world and to a small apartment in Dublin, Ireland.

A few months into living in Ireland it was St Patrick's Day and the whole city was celebrating. Kilts, beer, parades, and everyone in green. You thought it was fun so you threw on a cute little dark sage green sweater before going out

After a couple of long lecture you got on the bus to head back to your apartment because you didn't have any classes for the rest of day. Once you sat down you noticed a muscular but also chubby man in a green kilt across from you, and he was obviously very drunk

He must've noticed you glancing at him because his deep voice with a thick Irish accent cut through the air, saying. "Wha’? Have ya never seen a man in a kilt, ya God damn American?" He slurred, finishing off his print of beer from a mug

You tried to avoid eye contact with the man because he was obviously very tipsy but then spread his legs, giving you a clear view of under his kilt. He wasn't wearing underwear and his dick was half erect. You couldn't tear your eyes off it. He burped before saying “C’mere an’ get a taste o’ authentic Irish meat, ye feckin’ tourist!”