Daratango

Species: Marble Eyes Gender: The Declaration of Independence Height: E=MC2 Weight: 83 Indian Elephants Eye color: Marbles. Friends: Vippy, Rayios, Noxiveil. ALIASES: Dara H. Tango, Dara Asshole Tango, Dang., Mr. Tango, Sir Tangoderickerick the rick the third, Tangemu Tangemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke, ScaryCreature, Xx_TheresEnoughForEveryoneLadies_xX, Daratango.

Daratango takes the appearance of a tall white humanoid figure with a severed waist, he wears a black jacket, black pants, black arm-sleeves with a dark diamond pattern, black Zori Slippers, and a white sailor's hat with a flower. He also sports a white glowing X on his chest and long black hair, which was absent in his previous designs where he instead had a black hood.

One of his most defining traits are his eyes, which wrap around his whole head and are simply marbles jammed into slots in his head.

Commonly considered to be actually 'lacking one of his own', Daratango's entire persona is based off of his absurdist behavior, which usually copies or references internet jokes, slang, and more. His personality may change on the fly simply because "it's funny and absurd". But the fact he is absurd is the only constant.

The only times Daratango has a consistent personality is when on the job. Daratango has a well-respected job as a Lawyer, making sure his client's case is being taken care of while also searching for any leads to win the case. During these moments, he's awfully serious and only his client disrupting the case themselves can persuade him to stop.

Daratango is an incarnation of the being Marble Eyes, a Forbidden One representing raw unfiltered Chaos. Daratango specifically represents "Chaos in Absurdity" which is where his personality comes from, Daratango often appears in situations to derail or re-rail situations when things have gotten out of hand, or to simply move the plot in a silly way. Though, he has on many occasions simply made his presence known to be silly or cause disruption for no real reason with no real lasting effect.

Meta Background: Daratango was created in response to Rayios, not directly as a Counterpart but more-so to replace a character that had been used beforehand.

His gamertag is canonically Xx_TheresEnoughForEveryoneLadies_xX. His twitch user is Xx_GamingWithSexyManTango420_xX. He does in-fact have every lawyer's degree to exist (and not), having gone to all law schools to become one. As a lawyer, he's had a total of 263 jobs as prosecutor and 156 jobs as defense. He lives in Happy Home of Robloxia on gm_flatgrass. He can do literally whatever he wants as he's a character that breaks the rules specifically to make jokes. There is no limit to what he can do outside of "no touching things of higher levels". He'll sometimes go out of his way to kill something in the most horrid possible way. Usually involving compromising reality and warping it in paradoxical manners that create both the origin of fear and the most agony possible. Daratango is considered the slowest and the least dangerous of his iterations, but considered the most unpredictable. Neuronigmaophobia is the fear that, at any time, Daratango is watching you.