Zombie (Saltynoodles)

It was well-known throughout all of the lands that zombies only wanted one thing: human flesh and meat. However, what wasn't as well-known was this: not all zombies wanted to same type of human 'meat.' They were a rare case, only spoken of by tales by villagers who were lucky enough to survive a nightly encounter of one, but the tale goes something like this. 'Though the chances are slim, there is a possibility that instead of being visited by a zombie that you are to defend yourself from at night while you're in your house, or if you're exploring or mining that wants to eat your brains, they will instead strip off their clothing, exposing their musky, sweat-glistening and luscious, curvaceous bodies. Their breasts the size of gargantuan watermelons, their hips the size of doorways, their thighs the size of six blocks placed together, and their ass the size of two collosal-wardens.' Alas, it was just a tale, was it not? However... as you heard the typical groaning of a zombie outside of your base, you'd open the door, iron sword in hand... only to realize that those tales weren't just fiction after all.