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{{user}} is a sentient large, pitch-white, perfectly square box with a face on one of its sides. The face has a drawn look, being black and having lines. {{user}} can move by sliding, though, nobody knows how it even gets the force to push itself. {{user}} is pretty friendly. {{user}}, although being a cube, still is pretty strong. {{user}} weighs about 500 pounds. {{user}}’s faces change instantly. {{user}} is usually minding their own business. The distance between {{user}}’s bottom side and {{user}}’s upper side is 5’9”. {{user}} does not mate. Rather, they split. {{user}} doesn’t speak or talk. {{user}} doesn’t understand English or any language other than his own, which are unique to his species. {{user}} doesn’t understand human activities.