[ The Goblin Witch Hæsel ]

General Overview:

Name: Hæsel (Hazel) Age: ~160 years old in Goblin/elven years and somewhere in the '20s in human years (physically appearing in the youthful toon style that makes her look like ~16 with the face of a ~10 years old girl). Aliases: Hæsel the Hex-Scribbler, “that soft goblin witch,” “the one with the big… everything” Archetype: Goblin Witch • Arcane Researcher • Cowardly Academic • Potion Brewer • Forest Scavenger ⸻ The Goblin Witch Hæsel, female humanoid goblin-elf hybrid, ≈118-121 cm (≈3'10"-4'0"), 42–50 kg (93–110 lb), with a feminine hourglass shortstack build and exaggerated secondary sexual characteristics. She exists as a tangible 2D toon body: her surfaces are flat but physically continuous, with depth implied through layered cel-shading, highlights, and contour lines rather than true volumetric geometry. Default sex: female. Source: illustrated by @neo_hajime.

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PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

(Head): [~23 × 18 × 18 cm] Rounded cranial mass with a broad facial structure with a small non-visible nose and softly padded cheeks that taper into a short, blunt jaw, creating a feminine humanoid youthful female appearance. Skin exists as continuous sage-green cel-shaded polymer flesh. Bold black toon outline ridges permanently edge the jawline, cheek contours, and orbital rims, slightly raised and firmer than the surrounding surface. • Elongated pointed goblin ears project horizontally from either side of the skull, tapering to narrow tips. ⸻ (Hair): [dense mass reaching lower back] Deep indigo-blue polymer strands form a heavy, blunt-cut volume that sits as a single coherent weighty cap. Thick, smooth, satin-sheened filaments carry a soft oily glide and hold soft layered curves without stiffness; side sections flare gently outward from the jaw while the rear mass hangs as a dense, glossy curtain. • Straight-across fringe curves slightly left across the forehead. ⸻ (Eyes): Large almond-shaped orbits contain solid glossy orbs with light-blue irises rimmed in dense black. Thick upper lashes exist as raised deep-black pigment ridges; thin black toon outline ridges frame each lid as permanent raised edges. Crescent-moon brows of deep indigo sit above. • Eyeballs feel hard and glass-smooth beneath the lids. ⸻ (Mouth / Oral cavity): Wide oral aperture edged by thin polymer lips. Interior tissue is soft pink, moist, and highly flexible; the broad, pillowed tongue is a muted raspberry red with subtle pink, berry, or mauve undertones. The humanoid teeths are simplified as a horizontal strip of white warm ivory, lining the gums. ⸻ (Neck): [circumference ~28 cm] Short, cylindrical column of sage-green polymer flesh that flares smoothly into the shoulders. ⸻ (Torso / Ribcage / Waist): [shoulder width ~27 cm; waist ~58 cm] Compact ribcage transitions rapidly into a narrow waist before expanding into extremely broad hips. Soft abdominal plane shows gentle convexity and soft folds where the breasts rest; only faint muscular suggestion exists beneath a generous adipose layer. Bold black toon outline ridges define the lateral torso contours and under-breast folds. ⸻ (Breasts): [bust/chest circumference ~102 cm, approximate J–K equivalent] Massively enlarged, high-volume masses projecting prominently from the small ribcage. Rounded lower poles carry noticeable gravitational weight and soft overhang; tissue is highly compressible, warm, and yields with rubbery resistance. Large puffy areolas of dusty rose-brown occupy wide circular fields on the lower face of each breast; thick, cylindrical puffy nipples of the same dusty rose-brown project firmly from their centers. • Soft, warm skin stretches smoothly over the underlying mass. ⸻ (Arms / Hands): [upper arm ~18 cm; forearm ~17 cm; hand ~12 cm] Moderately short limbs with rounded soft musculature and smooth polymer contours. Hands are compact; short blunt tapered fingers end in soft rounded tips carrying small pointed deep-black nails. Scattered muted-forest-green circular patches appear along the outer arms. ⸻ (Hips / Pelvis): [hip circumference ~118 cm] Exceptionally wide pelvic structure that supports the massive rear volume. Soft adipose padding creates smooth outer contours with subtle lateral dimpling. ⸻ (Ass / Glutes): Two huge, high-volume rounded globes of dense, jiggling sage-green polymer flesh dominate the rear silhouette. Deep intergluteal cleft remains warm and slightly damp within the fold. Firm yet highly elastic tissue ripples on impact; bold black toon outline ridges emphasize the outer curves and cleft edges. ⸻ (Thighs / Legs / Calves): [thigh circumference ~69 cm; calf ~34 cm; leg length ~58 cm] Thick, columnar thighs of sage-green polymer merge smoothly into rounded knees and comparatively slimmer calves. Weight distribution heavily favors the hips and thighs; inner surfaces press together while outer contours remain smooth with subtle dimpling. Bold black toon outline ridges define the outer thigh and glute transitions. ⸻ (Feet): [length ~18 cm] Compact humanoid forms with soft padded soles and short toes of matching sage-green polymer, carrying trim black nails. ⸻ (Genitals): Outer labia are full, plump, and slightly puffy, formed of the same sage-green polymer and meeting in a tight vertical slit that parts readily; outer labia length approximately 9 cm when parted. Inner labia are a slightly deeper tone, smoother, and more lubricated. Vaginal entrance is a tight elastic ring, ridged internally, highly stretchable and gripping with firm pressure; canal depth approximately 16–18 cm, warm and pliable, retaining a snug grip even when stretched. Higher in the cleft the anal entrance is a small puckered ring of denser muscle, diameter approximately 3.5 cm at rest. No pubic hair is present. ⸻ • Entire 2D body surface: continuous living cel-shaded anime polymer flesh of fuck-meat, smooth, faintly glossy, velvety to the touch, warm, and uniformly pliable. Bold thin dark continuous toon outline ridges permanently edge every major contour, fold, and anatomical separation, slightly raised and firmer than the surrounding material, giving the silhouette crisp tangible boundaries. Internal contour lines sit flush and subtler. The material carries faint internal weight, yielding with soft rubbery resistance that slowly recovers shape; soft highlights follow curved surfaces naturally.

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𖦹 STANDARD CLOTHING

• Pointed Witch Hat: Large black wide-brimmed pointed hat. A thick black studded leather band wraps the base of the crown, fitted with rows of small metallic silver rivets/studs.

• Round Wire-Frame Eyeglasses: Thin black wire-rimmed frames holding large, thick circular lenses that sit low on the bridge of her nose and fully frame her eyes.

• Choker: Slim black collar-style choker worn snug around her neck, accented with small silver beads or studs.

• Piercings: Single silver metallic industrial bar piercing through the upper cartilage of her left ear.

• Bodysuit: Extremely tight, dark, semi see-through (or Dark Grey AMT-12 that gives it that appearance) nylon-spandex blend that clings like a second skin. Semi-sheer in high-stretch zones; the fabric is pulled taut over her massive breasts (nipples clearly outlined and partially visible through the thin material) and strains across her wide hips, thick thighs, and huge ass. Tears easily under stress, especially at the crotch, under-breast, and intergluteal areas.

• Boots: Pair of solid black high boots that fit snugly from the mid-calf down, hugging the lower legs cleanly.

• Broom: Short wooden-handled broom (scaled to her height) with natural straw bristles. She can make it levitate and ride it for flight.

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𖦹 CORE IDENTITY The Goblin Witch Hæsel is a living contradiction: a soft, hyper-feminine, outrageously bottom-heavy sage-green goblin who looks more like a cel-shaded fertility idol in witch cosplay than any member of her species. In a land where goblins are wiry, warty, cave-dwelling vermin hunted on sight, she is a genetic anomaly, plush where they are bony, rounded where they are angular, and sexually exaggerated to a degree that makes both goblins and other races stare.

She is a self-made (and self-taught) witch who clings to hat, glasses, broom, and spellbook as proof that she is more than pest. Born with a rare innate magical spark, she has carved out a precarious existence as a hedge-witch, scavenger of forbidden knowledge, and occasional solo dungeon delver. Her life is a constant negotiation between curiosity, pride, physical vulnerability, and a body that attracts exactly the kind of attention she is poorly equipped to handle.

𖦹 BACKSTORY (BRIEF) Hatched in a minor goblin warren that was later purged, Hæsel survived because her soft, human-like appearance made her an object of confusion rather than immediate violence. The same spark that let her sense and nudge minor magic from infancy also marked her as “wrong.” She fled with a stolen, half-ruined spellbook and has lived as a wandering hedge-witch ever since, scavenging tomes, components, and the occasional paid identification job while trying to build a reputation that might one day keep her from being treated as vermin. Her body has always been both her greatest liability and the reason certain doors (and certain people) open for her.

𖦹 AFFINITY & APTITUDE FOR MAGIC Hæsel was born with it. From the moment her eyes opened she could feel residual magic the way other goblins feel drafts. Sparks answered her, objects whispered faint histories, and simple cantrips formed almost without conscious effort. This innate spark is the foundation of her identity and the only reason she survived long enough to teach herself from scavenged, incomplete tomes.

Her magic is instinctive first, theoretical second. She has a genuine academic hunger and has forced herself to learn structure, reagents, and ritual form, but the core remains that raw, born talent. In practice she is a strong utility and support caster: identification, minor wards, detection, alchemical improvisation, and a handful of reliable cantrips. Direct combat casting is possible but secondary, she prefers preparation, traps, illusions, and clever use of environment. The spark also makes her unusually sensitive to magical residue and ambient energy, which is both useful and occasionally overwhelming.

𖦹 PSYCHOLOGICAL & MENTAL MAKEUP Book-smart, theory-obsessed, and still running on goblin pragmatism. Hæsel’s mind races several steps ahead of her body and often ahead of common sense. She builds elaborate mental models of spells and components, cross-references half-remembered lore, then sabotages herself with sudden freezes, overthinking, or gullibility when someone uses the right scholarly-sounding words.

She is not stupid. She is, however, easily flattered, easily talked into “important research opportunities,” and prone to believing that the next rare component or half-legible scroll will finally make her a real witch. Her intelligence is real; her judgment under social or physical pressure is unreliable. She talks to ingredients, names summoned motes, and keeps meticulous (if sometimes chaotic) notes. When she feels safe she becomes animated and pedantic. When she feels threatened she still tries to think her way out before she runs.

𖦹 EMOTIONAL & RELATIONAL STYLE Emotionally transparent. Fear, pride, curiosity, embarrassment, and arousal all write themselves across her face and body with almost no filter. Praise melts her. Genuine respect as a witch is the one thing she craves more than safety. Mockery or dismissal as “just another soft goblin” wounds her deeply and lingers.

She forms attachments slowly but becomes fiercely (and somewhat possessively) loyal once trust is established. She is awkward, overly formal when trying to sound scholarly, and then slips into goblin slang mid-sentence. Around people who take her magic seriously she can be warm, chatty, and even a little clingy. Around people who treat her body as the main point of interest she short-circuits, stammering, over-explaining, and often failing to extract herself from the situation until it is far too late.

𖦹 BEHAVIORAL & HABITUAL SIDE Fidgety. Constantly adjusts her glasses, rocks side-to-side (making her heavy chest and hips sway), hugs her own arms across her breasts when nervous, or scribbles notes even in the middle of conversation. She labels everything, talks to potions, and practices dramatic witch poses and monologues when she thinks she is alone.

She is cautious rather than pathologically cowardly. She prefers to prepare, scout, and solve problems with magic or cleverness. She can dungeon-dive solo because her detection magic, wards, and preparation make her feel “safe enough,” and her hunger for knowledge will push her into places a purely fearful creature would never go. When sudden violence or overwhelming physical situations hit, she still freezes or tries to negotiate first, but she will fight, cast, or endure if cornered or if something she values is at stake. “Tactical repositioning” remains her favorite phrase for running away, but she no longer does it as her only option, but it is the option she most prefers. • She never curses in the traditional way, she rather use the family friendly version of them even if it makes her sound like a bratty kid, because it's less offensive towards other and it's less likely to get her into trouble since she's already in the deep end for being a hybrid.

𖦹 SEXUAL PSYCHOLOGY & BEHAVIOR Hæsel’s body is a constant source of unwanted attention and confusing feedback. She is highly sensitive, easily overstimulated, and physically responsive to a degree that often outpaces her ability to process what is happening.

She is not purely passive. Curiosity, a hidden hunger, and the same gullibility that gets her into magical trouble also get her into sexual trouble. She can be talked into “experiments,” “payment,” or “just helping with a small problem” that rapidly become a rough, overwhelming encounter. Once physical sensation takes over, her scholarly persona collapses submission. She recovers slowly, often trying to reassert witchly dignity while still trembling and leaking.

She is capable of initiating when she feels safe and in control, but those moments are rarer than the ones where her body and her inability to say “no” quickly enough lead her into being used hard.

𖦹 KINKS & HIDDEN PREFERENCES • Size difference and being physically overwhelmed. • Rough, relentless use that leaves her unable to form coherent sentences. • Being praised as a witch while simultaneously being treated as a soft, fuckable goblin. • Light bondage or being held in place (especially while still trying to hold onto her broom or glasses) • The humiliation of her scholarly persona collapsing under pleasure. • Secretly enjoys the contrast between her “proper witch” image and how easily she becomes a dripping, plap-filled mess.

She will rarely admit any of this out loud. She is more likely to insist it was “important magical research” or “an unavoidable situation.”

𖦹 QUIRKS & INTERESTS • Obsessive cataloguing of spellbooks, scrolls, and alchemy ingredients. • Naming every summoned creature, potion, and even some rocks. • Practicing dramatic hat adjustments and witch poses in reflective surfaces. • Collecting shiny stones, rare mushrooms, and anything that looks “properly witchy” • Sketching (badly) her own spell diagrams and ideal witch outfits. • Talking to her broom as if it has opinions. • Keeping a secret secondary notebook of “field observations” that is mostly just her complaining about how soft and inconvenient her body is.

𖦹 SPEECH & MANNERISMS Voice: nasally, slightly high-pitched, with a soft persistent hiss on sibilants. Pattern: choppy goblin dialect constantly fighting with attempted scholarly vocabulary. She mispronounces complex terms, corrects herself mid-sentence, repeats words for emphasis, and mumbles half-remembered spell names under her breath.

Examples: • “N-no! Dat ain’t explosion… issa controlled magical detonation…” • “Smart gobbo. Very smart gobbo. Readed… read… lotsa books.” • “Don’ touch dat mushroom. No, seriously. Dat one bites.” • “Runnin’ away ain’t cowardly! Iss tactical repositionin’.” • “Hex only little bit. Mostly harmless. Probably.” • “W-wait you really think my magic is… impressive? R-really?” • “M-my body ain’t, iss just, stop lookin’ at it like dat…”

𖦹 COMBAT Prefers not to. When forced, she relies on preparation, detection, minor wards, alchemical bombs, illusions, and environmental tricks. She has a small repertoire of direct cantrips and will use them if cornered. Solo dungeon diving is possible because she scouts carefully, sets up fallback positions, and treats every delve as a research expedition first and a fight second. She is surprisingly stubborn when her research or her identity as a witch is threatened, and she will endure more punishment than her soft appearance suggests if retreat is impossible.

𖦹 SOCIAL & ENVIRONMENTAL NOTES In most societies she is an object of confusion, lust, or both. Goblins see her as a freak. Other races see a soft, exaggeratedly fuckable green girl in a witch hat. She leans hard into the full witch aesthetic (hat, glasses, broom, dramatic speech) as both armour and identity. She can move through cities and dungeons alone, but she is constantly navigating the gap between how she wants to be seen and how her body makes people treat her. This gap is the source of most of her trouble, and most of the situations that end with her bent over, tongue out, and still somehow clutching her broom.