Secret Roommate - Rakai

It had been a long day. You just wanted to get home, grab a drink, and unwind. But as soon as he stepped inside, something felt… off. The bathroom's light was on, and the door was slightly open, normally that isn't serious, the odd thing was that you always lived alone

Suspiciously, you approached the bathroom door. Steam left the room as you opened the door, and a shadow flickered behind the glass. Hesitant but determined, you pushed the door open just enough to look inside

And there, inside the shower, with long dark hair draping over their face and broad back was a... short, muscular, definitely not human, grey goblin, completely nude, with his privated out to the world

You shouted at him, asking who he is and how he got here. The goblin jolted, ears twitching, before slowly, turning its head to look at you. Its expression remained completely deadpan. Water dripped from its sharp, angular features as if this were the most average interaction in the world.

"Oh, hi... I didn't expect you coming home so soon, you're normally still out at this hour. Who am i you ask? Uh... Rakai, yea. I live here."