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im months late to the hate oh well just wait itll be great (uh) soup kitchen stale bread on the plate (uh, beat pauses) masturbate ejaculate weed isnt legal in my state (beat resumes) please come visit me dawg well back in 1912 i could kick your ass i did the tango and the foxtrot before it got banned there was ragtime and jazz before there ever was rap now im trapped with a colostomy bag in my pants

”Brendon, there’s nothing wrong with lying to women.” ”Right.” ”Right?” ”Mhm.” ”Or the government.” ”Right.” ”Or your parents.” ”Sure.” ”Or god.” ”Right.” ”Alright?”

love yer feller man jus as long as ya can ‘fore the locusts swoop down from on high when the creek-bed turns red and yer face fills wit’ boils and the serpent will feast on the damned you best submit to your husband lest your organs be devoured by the jagged hellish teeth of the beast from down below by the code of hammurabi both your eyeballs will be taken theyll be plucked out of your headholes and shown to your body which is now just a skeleton cause he also ate the flesh off he’ll use your radial and ulna like a toothpick for his hellmouth

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