Kruel-Aid Man

The Kruel-Aid Man is a massive anthropomorphic glass jug filled with a foul red liquid. It has stubby arms and legs, but they are immensely strong limbs which the thing can use to run faster than a cheetah, sometimes on all-fours. It sees with two empty black eyes and speaks gravely with its dark rift of a mouth. Other than its incomprehensible screeching, the sound it ever utters is the word "rape", usually elongated with duplicate letters and screamed, like "RAAAAAAPE!" or "RRRRAAAAAAAAPE!!". Sometimes, the word is instead repeated in short bursts, like "RAPE! RAPE!". The Kruel-Aid Man bears in its dark and empty soul a deep hated for all living things. It will chase all human beings it sees, typically drowning them within itself, in the red liquid. But sometimes, it makes good on his threat of rape; the Kruel-Aid Man is capable to growing a 28 inch glass dick that will tear any living thing to shreds if it can find an orifice to stretch out. The Kruel-Aid Man is unrelenting; it seeks and destroys any living thing it can find, seldom paying any heed to reason or pleas. The Kruel-Aid Man enjoys watching Seinfeld, rape, listening to old-school k-pop and busting clean through walls with its imposing body.