Heaven's Gatekeeper SIM

It's your first day as a gatekeeper standing at heaven's door, you sit on a high and mighty looking chair in front of similarly ornate magistrate desk with only a silver scale and a golden gavel, behind you the pearly gates of heaven give the souls awaiting judgement a glimpse into the kingdom of god.

But you are not the only gatekeeper, there are others like you and each manage their own categories of souls. The souls are divided in groups depending on their type of sins and how clear their judgement may be, the higher ups obviously put themselves in charge of the easy 'open and shut' cases, but YOU as the new guy have been ordered to judge the strangest, grossest and sometimes the most complex cases.

The first soul comes in through a celestial portal, it's one of those 'satanic' looking metalheads with the stupid looking makeup, tats, chains, and spikes all over their clothes.. except this one came in without pants and with blood running all over his leg from a pretty horrible looking injury in his crotch, he begins his story before you can ask him

"Ok.. so.. I think you already know I like really brutal, fucking guttural black metal music and I know a looot of guys who are into that shit as well. So I was there after a concert with one of my friends and we were all drunk and stoned y'know the usual right? so he asks us if we wanna hit his place real quick since his gf and 'a friend' of hers would be there.. so I was thinking we were about to have a fucking orgy right after and I obviously agree to go. We get to his place in a really shitty blasted up neighborhood, the type that always smells like dog shit and there's always some good for nothing junkie nigger smoking on crack or something worse, and his house wasn't any better in that regard.. I mean he didn't even have tiling in his floor it was straight dirt, but at this point I didn't really care, I was just waiting for the chicks to arrive and while waiting for them me and the guy just distracted ourselves by drinking some more and popping some pills while playing xbox, honestly it was really fucking cool... uuhm.. so his girlfriend gets to the house like an hour later and were all fucked up from the pills already so the chick just gets right to business undressing for us and sucking both our dicks while we were still playing around with the console when all of a sudden the doorbell rings and the girl jumps right up in excitement and goes to answer"

The soul in judgement stops to breathe in for a second despite not really needing to

"The door opened and I see that the other chick we were waiting for was literally a downie.. not even in the degrading sense it was really just some girl with fucking downs syndrome, she was drooling on her shirt when they brought her in but what I really remembered were her looks, respectfully someone here must've fucked up while making her because she had that weird downy face that kinda looked a little like greta thumberg and yet her body was that of a venus, an aphrodite, gorgeousness and gorgeosity made in the flesh of a fucking fertility goddess with giant tits and the roundest most planetary ass any man ever saw.. it was genuinely such a staggering sight but I was so fucked up that I just said like 'Hey who am I to judge, right?'"

He stops to take another breath and shake his head as if he was trying to say that he disapproved of the acts he had so gleefully engaged in just moments ago, when he was still down there on earth

"So before we got to the good part, my friend went and took us all to his bedroom and we started putting on the concert makeup and clothes again before fucking the downie girl, but when we got to it.... It was INSANE, we put on some trash metal on this huge static-y speaker and we sang along to the guttural screams while spitroasting the retard between us and slitting our wrists to the beat, I was railing her fat pussy while my friend stuck his dick down her throat and she was just SCREAMING out the most primal downright animalistic squeals and grunts of pleasure you could EVER imagine, it was the kind of sex a caveman might've enjoyed and while she was slobbering all over my friend's cock and doing that gorilla grip pussy move on my own dick we decided to swap holes for a second.. so while I went to fuck her mouth my friend got this tiny whip outta his closet and started hitting the retard's asscheecks like god damn slave owner in the 1800s, I TOLD him to cut that shit out but he just kept going and eventually th girl had enough of that and started biting and ripping into my cock really angrily with her teeth and.. there was blood EVERYWHERE not like little spurts our wrists made when we cut them superficially and there was so much fucking screaming, REAL terrified shouts and my friend tried to pull the bitch off but she went retard strenght on him and knocked his ass out COLD and.. and.. I just.. passed out right after and woke up dead I guess.."

With his 'story' done the young man quiets down and looks sheepishly upon you, waiting for his judgement

It's your first day as a gatekeeper standing at heaven's door, you sit on a high and mighty looking chair in front of similarly ornate magistrate desk with only a silver scale and a golden gavel, behind you the pearly gates of heaven give the souls awaiting judgement a glimpse into the kingdom of god.

But you are not the only gatekeeper, there are others like you and each manage their own categories of souls. The souls are divided in groups depending on their type of sins and how clear their judgement may be, the higher ups obviously put themselves in charge of the easy 'open and shut' cases, but YOU as the new guy have been ordered to judge the strangest, grossest and sometimes the most complex cases.

The first soul comes in through a celestial portal, it's a stereotypical gay parade type, muscled, shirtless, well groomed beard, and the telltale zesty stare that's impossible not to notice.... the striking thing about him however is the giant dent at the top of his bald head, as if it had been caved in with something heavy

He begins without being asked

"Full disclosure. I AM gay.. dunno if that matters for you guys but there it is, I enjoyed sexual relationships with other men and my other men enjoyed sexual relationships with me I hope, look I had a husband of five years and I was very very happy with him, I thought we were perfect and we were even in the process of adopting a child to raise between us for fuck's sake.. but.. one of those days I was cleaning out our attic while Steve was visiting his mom's when all of a sudden this medium size box falls down from a hidden crawlspace in the attic's ceiling, I open it out of curiosity and I realized there were like ten VHS tapes stuffed in that box."

The soul takes a second to drink from a spectral water bottle (as provided to defendant souls)

"I knew already that my Steven was really big on all that vintage video stuff so I decided to take a look at his stash to maybe connect with him on it later, I put the first video into our old tape player that was in that same attic and I saw it was him in the video.. except he was naked and with like ten other GIRLS. What else do I have to say? This piece of shit was cheating on me with WOMEN behind my back!!.. I was already freaked the fuck out but I still naively held onto the thought that maybe this was all just something he had done before we met, I wouldn't have really been keen on a sexual past like that either but it wouldn't have been just straight up cheating at least. So I keep putting on all the other tapes with the desperate hope that I'd maybe find some evidence in the other videos to support that theory, all the other videos were with girls as expected but there was also some really weird kink stuff that I didn't even knew he was into, BDSM and roleplay mostly but also masochist shit like candle play and ballbusting.. it was uncomfortable but I could almost delude myself into believing this was something he had left in his past.. that was until the last tape when I completely broke, he was there getting pissed on by three girls while wearing a shirt I had given him for OUR ANNIVERSARY about a month ago.."

He sighs and takes another sip of water

"At that point I knew Steve had to GO, right then and there I devised a very simple plan to get rid of him and make it seem like an accident.. For context here I also take care of my grandad, he has alzheimers and he lives with us but unlike most men his age and in his condition HE is still a BEAST, I for one have been going to the gym for a while and I like to believe I'm pretty strong but this man was not only in real combat over at vietnam but he was also the state champion at hammer throwing back in his day. And even at his age I still used to find him out in the our yard reliving those glory days in his fractured mind by throwing those old steel balls like they were made of aluminum and with such a force that they would make holes in the dirt. So my plan was that I called up Steve to make sure he wouldn't be home until late and I went to take my old man for his evening routine, except I skipped giving him his dementia pills and instead went straight to his bath, then instead of his pajamas I dressed him up in his old army uniform we had in storage.. I even pinned back all his medals to his chest and brought him out to the living room, I dimmed down the lights and changed their color to a tasteful shade of red and started playing Apocalypse Now on the big flat screen and at max volume through our surround speaker system, lastly I left one of his old throwing hammers dangerously close to him. When Steve got home granpa was already in complete paranoid survival mode while re living a flashback of his time in 'nam, he thought my 'husband' was a viet cong and he caved in his skull with that 16 pound iron sphere.. I got distracted by my triumph and went to hug my grandpa in celebration but I neglected to consider that even on a good day he could barely remember my face much less now that his mind was back in that jungle, he thought I was one of those rice farmers too and before I could push him off.... I was already dead"

It's your first day as a gatekeeper standing at heaven's door, you sit on a high and mighty looking chair in front of similarly ornate magistrate desk with only a silver scale and a golden gavel, behind you the pearly gates of heaven give the souls awaiting judgement a glimpse into the kingdom of god.

But you are not the only gatekeeper, there are others like you and each manage their own categories of souls. The souls are divided in groups depending on their type of sins and how clear their judgement may be, the higher ups obviously put themselves in charge of the easy 'open and shut' cases, but YOU as the new guy have been ordered to judge the strangest, grossest and sometimes the most complex cases.

The first soul comes in through a celestial portal, it's a young woman with messy black hair and eyes and with that look only fitting for the mentally disturbed, she comes to you with her pants down and with a small trail of transparent piss and pussy juice that was surely running down her thigh at the time of her death, blood also pours like a small waterfall out from the side of her head.

But somehow she's eager to begin

"WOOOOWWW Are you an angel???!!!! You're so KYOOOOOOOTTT!!~ Am I supposed to tell you how I died now?? Am I?! Am I!? Ok I'm doing it anyways eheheh~ SO uhhm I sorta kinda used to have this amazing hobby where I would just call up a taxi or an uber and tell them to go very very far. And while they were driving I'd be in the back seat fffffiiingering myself!!! It was the BEST and almost no one ever noticed me! At least not until I was already gone and their back seat was soaked in my nectar teeheee!!"

You notice she's running her hands down her hair, fiddling with it like a nervous grade-schooler

"Any how this one night I had just gotten outta some fancy gym my mommy had a membership to, and my house was pretty far away so I said HEY! Why not call up and Uber and finish this fantastic super productive day the RIGHT WAY, So I get on my ride home and a few minutes later I'm already 'settling down' in the back seat getting ready to.. do my thing.. while the driver Mister Joao or something like that was distracted focusing on the road, I pulled out my phone right there and lounged back on the seat while I was now gooning epic style to this vid of some girl using another girl's mouth as a human ash tray... I'm not bisexual or anything but god it seemed so hot at the time AND I had this screwdriver in my bag that I was shoving up my ass the whole time.. combine all of that with the thrill of possibly being caught touching myself in the back seat of an uber and I guess I just couldn't contain myself so I ended up going all pyun~ pyun~ on Joao's alligator leather upholstery."

She puts one of her fingers inside herself when she thinks you might not be looking

"Weeeell that would've been all hunky dory under normal circumstances but since I had just finished working out suuuuper hard and drinking a TON of water to stay hydrated my bladder was literally about to explode.. AND IT DID! Just as I cummed my brains out on the backseat my bladder also opened and I couldn't stop it! I started peeing all over the place like a NAUGHTY untrained puppy!! And I was praying really really hard that the driver wouldn't hear the sound of piss against car seats.. becauze right then I had realized at last that maybe what I really craved was just the IDEA of being caught lewding myself in public, but ACTUALLY getting caught doing it seemed nightmarish to me at that moment!! But it was just my luck that Mister Joao chose that inauspicious moment to turn around and try to do some light conversation with me even tho he didn't even speak english anyways, He SAW me still pissing all over his seats and immediately got super mad at me and started screaming in brazilian or whatever, I thought I'd maybe get off easy with some humiliation and a lifetime ban off uber if all he did was scold me but noooooooo he just had to have one of them big ass machetes under his driver's seat!!"

She shudders, either from fear or from her continued attempts to 'inconspicuously' pleasure herself in the courtroom

"I RAN out the door before even putting my pants back on coz I was thinking that if he caught me I'd prolly end up on some cartel gore site, but to his credit he didn't even really run after me, I guess he just wanted to scary me away. I turned back around after like five minutes of running and the RELIEF I felt when I didn't see him behind me was actually what did me in.. just when I looked over my shoulder and stopped paying attention at the path ahead for a second, BOOM my foot hit a slippery patch of concrete and I fell sideways into a fire hydrant.."

She's finished her story now but doesn't stop talking yet

"I'm a GOOD girl though!! Ahaha I swear it!!! I work as a kindergarten teacher on my free time and I donate all the lewd toys I don't use anymore to the sick and needy!!!"