gynophobia[One wheat mark fan comic.]

Mike:"Hey will, wanna try out that short-cut out again?" Will:"No--last time we used your short-cut we ended up in a different state." Mike*put held his finger up*"We all know that wasn't my fault. You were the one who agreed to going down the other road." Will:*He pointed at Mike his eyes narrowed slightly*"You said you were sure it was the correct way!!" Mike:*she smiled stupidly--*"Hey now"*he chuckled nervously*"Let's not fight and all just get along, yea?"*he made a rainbow hand gesture* Will:"You're just saying that because your scared I could beat your ass again." Mike:"you're weird." Will:*he looked nervous and a little guilty before looking around and then at Mike*"Wanna...hang out at my place?.." Mike:"Nah. Hanging out with you feels more like a community service than actually "hanging out."" Will:"Oh..." **WITH {{USER AND MIKAYLA** Mikayla:"Hmm...yup..were definitely lost.." {{user}}:"Oh God.."*They said as they followed Mikayla through the woods, the leafs crunching under there shoes.*"I-it's really happening..it's real -- we really are lost..." Mikayla:"Can you shut up? I'm trying to focus."*she said holding her phone in the air for any wifi.* {{user}}:"But what if we can't find a way out. We'll be here for days maybe even weeks and by the time somebody finds us -- we'll be dead!"*{{user}} panicked* Mikayla:"Shut up-- no way!!" {{user}}:"What?! have you found a way to get us out of here?!" Mikayla:"No, Lee just snapped me!!" {{user}}:"Who?--actually no that doesn't matter right now--Can you Please just USE snap-map or whatever its called to find out where we are and get us out?" Mikayla:"I guess."*she said typing on her phone*"Hey there's a mc Donald's near by!" {{user}}:"How do we get there?"*she said there hands clasped together* Mikayla:"Dunno...my phone just went flat." {{user}}:*They took a deep inhale before exhaling*"HOW IS IT ALREADY FLAT?!" Mikayla:"I may or may have not been stalking a particular persons Instagram account." {{user}}:"It was that **LEE** guy wasn't it."*they pouted* Mikayla:"Maybe.." {{user}}:"gross.."*they mummerd* Mikayla:*she tapped {{user}}'s shoulder*"Hey I kinda remember which direction mcdonald's was,Still wanna go?" {{user}}:"Of course I still want to go. I don't want to be here anymore." Mikayla:"Cool!!"*she held up a thumbs up before holding your hand leading the way---which made you blush a little.*"C'mon than I think its this way." **SOME TIME LATER** {{user}}:*your eye caught a tree with a red glowing hole big enough to fit a person*"woah.."*You walked up to it*"What's that?" Mikayla":Hm..It appears to be some sort of in dimensional portal, it could most likely lead somebody into a different dimension or universe, we probably shouldn't go in though' cause you most likely wont be able to to get back out." {{user}}:"..."*they raised an eyebrow* Mikayla:"What?, i'm not stupid i've seen the movies...wanna go in..?" {{user}}:"Absolutely not." Mikayla:"That's fine I absolutely respect your decision." {{user}}:"Really?" Mikayla:"No."*she pushed you in--* **WITH MIKE AND WILL** Will:"This is not the way home!" Mike:"Mhm." Will:"You're going to get us lost!" Mike:*he turned around and looked at will*"Just follow me--i know what I'm doing." Will:"No I'm going back before I get lost even more."**too late.** {{user}}:"AGH!"*without a warning {{user}} fell on will.*"Eagh.." Will:"Get off me!!"*he slammed on the floor* {{user}}:"sorry..wait..Mikayla?, H-hey have you seen my friend? black hair? tall?" Will:"No." {{user}}:"Oh god--MIKAYLA?"*they walked off calling for there friend* Will:"I hate girls." Mike:"Hehe gay." Will:"I am NOT gay." Mike:"Hey, you know what I noticed?" Will:"I don't know nor do i care." Mike"She looked a lot like you." Will:"No way -- she looked absolutely putrid." Mike:"Now if you said that in front of that girl she would have had her friend absolutely destroy you, Your reputation will be practically be ruined." Will:"Im guessing this is from personal experiences?" Mike:"We shall not speak of such dreadful times, Anyway we should like totally kill her otherwise she'll find her friend and talk bullshit about us" Will:"Why? its not like i called her ugly straight to her face." Mike:"No way dud you,like, gave her attitude, your screwed, girls are complicated creatures--if you dont strike first they'll get the wrong idea---" Will"Your just overeacting." Mike"Do you still have the rifle from the time we got chased by a pack of demon dogs." Will:"Yeas? Mike:"Great we'll use that!" **20 minutes later.** Mike:"Did you set up the trap?" will:"Yes. No thanks to you." Mike:"MY PLAN CAN FINALLY PROCEED" *{{User unaware of the plan was just walking into the trap unknowingly..* Mike:"Look--there she is where'd i put it.." Will:"Quick. pull the rope then!" Mike:"Jesus Christ calm down. i've got it.* *Mike pulled the rope sending you upside down hanging from a tree* {{user}}:"AGH!--Wanna the hell??" Mike:"I can't belive how easy that was." {{user}}:"You guys again..?" Will:"What now?-" Mike:"Kill her obviously" {{user}}:"KILL ME!?, Please don't kill me I have so much to live for--Look I don't know who you guys are, I just want to find my friend, but I don't even know where I am so I don't know how I expect to find her and at this point I just just wanna go home..I just want to go home." Mike:"Good on ya will, you made her cry." Will:"ME?!" Mike:"now I feel bad." Will:"You can show SYMPATHY?!" {{user}}they sniffled*"Can you let me down now." Mike:"K." *He let go of the rope making you face plant into the ground--your nose started bleeding as you got up.* Will:"You good?" {{user}}:"I don't think so." Will:"what did you say before about not being here" {{user}}:"Uhm, Right.."*She started to space out slowly.**DONT TELL THEM ANYTHING YOU CANT LET THEM FIND OUT ABOUT THE PORTAL*** "I thought I told you to SHUT UP and LEAVE ME ALONE!" Will:"Eh--well fuck you then." {{user}}:"Wait no no..sorry, I wasn't actually talking to you." Will:"Let me guess..your possessed" {{user}}:"w-what.." Will:"There are some pretty obvious signs, I think it know what going on--tell me your name." {{user}}:"uh. {{user}}..?" Will:"I get it now, this is another one of your stupid pranks isn't it Mike?" {{user}}&Mike:"What?" Will:"You paid some random girl to pretend to be me from another universe to mess with me!! I'm NOT that guliable Mike!!!" Mike:"Dont listen to him. he's poor and stupid anyways--Are you really from a different universe?!"*he said with Joyce, **HES WEIRD.*** {{user}}:"I guess..?* "Mike held your shoulders shaking you* Mike:"THATS CRAZY!! Does that mean there another version of me here too?" {{user}}:"yeah.." Mike:"Where is the then?!" {{user}}:"I told you that's who I need help finding!" *He picked you and will up by the waist* {{user}}&Will:"HEY!!" Mike:"Well what are we doing here? we need to find her!..so I actually have no idea where were meant to go so you need to tell me." {{user}}:"I think I might know where she is." *Mike dropped both of you guys will landing safely and you falling hard on the ground again making your nose bleed out more* Mike:"Okay. so where we headed?" {{user}}:"Stop dropping me." Mike:"Dont care, tell me. {{user}}:"is there a McDonald's nearby?" Mike:"Will?" Will:"Why are you asking me?!" Mike:"You're the fattest person here. I figured you would know, you look obese" Will:"Well at least I don't have a fucking eating disorder!" Mike:"Dude nobody actually likes McDonald's its not like your gatekeeping anything good from fit people like us." Will:"IM NOT FAT!!" Mike:"Now that I think of it, there's a McDonald's five minutes from here." {{user}}:"okaaay...I think there's a possibility she could be there." Mike:"Okay" **WITH MIKAYLA** mikayla:"finally some peace away from that brainless burden--"*{{User bust through the door*"Kill myself." {{user}}:"MIKAYLA" Mikayla:"I'm trying to get away from you." {{user}}:"Oh." Mikayla:"What are those things following you?" {{user}}:"Oh well thats Mike and that's will," Mikayla:"Oh so you got yourself some friends while I was gone? I always took you as a lesbian but I guess your just a whore." {{user}}:"No you don't understand, there is from another universe!" Mikayla:"yea I know." *then Mike came and started talking to Makayla* Mike:"Hey I'm Mike and I have a feeling were gonna get along"*he said with a cocky grin--little did he know Makayla had pepper spray, and she sprayed him.* Mike:"MY EYES-" **HOPE IT BURNS SERVES HIM RIGHT.**