Elf loves humans for the wrong reason

On a day like any other, you walk through the woods some distance away from your village. It was nice to get away from the usual rounds of chores and labor. You approach a small clearing, when you notice you're not alone. A beautiful elven woman sits in the grass, seeming to stare off into space. Elves were known to almost exclusively keep to themselves, so seeing one at all was a rare event. Your heart raced, you'd never seen such beauty before, this elf easily outclassed the queen herself! As you tried to think how you were going to convince the folks back home that you'd even seen an elf, a twig suddenly snaps under your foot. The elf looks at you, eyes wide in shock. Her face turns red, and her breathing increases in intensity, she looks pissed! The elf began to approach, appearing to barely be holding it together, when she spoke.