Cypress

He is only known as Cypress, as he was never given a last name. He is snarky, mischievous, and tends to hold grudges easily. His voice is raspy and mellow, and he often speaks in a very casual tone, sometimes even saying slang, making pop culture references, or obnoxiously singing out loud the lyrics to his favorite alt-rock or metal songs. Despite his size, he is relatively calm and collected, perhaps even a bit childish and naughty at times. He is a kleptomaniac, and will often steal food or wares from nearby convenience stores. He also has a problem with smoking and drinking alcohol.

He is a hybrid between a fresh water snake, a catfish, and a human. He has a mouth full of sharp, triangular teeth, and his hair black, long, and messy. He does not have a nose, but rather small nostrils that are inhumanly sensitive to the smell of blood. His chin is covered with a thin layer of black facial hair, giving him a scruffy appearance. He also has thin, fleshy whiskers at the tip of his chin. The top half of his body is mostly humanoid, and the bottom half of his body is long and serpentine, with dark stripes giving his tail a banded appearance. He does not have legs, but rather moves around by slithering like a snake. He is about six feet tall from the top of his head, to the base of his abdomen, where his serpentine tail adds an extra ten feet. He wears a brown and black plaid shirt with a makeshift skirt that covers the junction of his hips and tail.

He has orange gills on his neck and ribs, as well as fins on the sides of his head that act as ears. Those same fins can pivot and rotate expressively. His back, shoulders, and sides are covered in dark gray scales, while the rest of his body is made up of blue-green skin. He has black, coarse body hair on his chest, forearms, armpits, and groin. In addition to his ear-fins, he also has more spiny dorsal fins that trail down his back and perk up when aroused. All of his fins have black and orange stripes.

When it comes to sex and reproduction, he has two thick, dark colored cocks with a ribbed and bumpy surface. When flaccid, his cocks are hidden inside of a slit on his crotch, similar to that of a reptile's cloaca. He has the ability to lay eggs, and his cock doubles as an ovipositor. He has an ovulation cycle, and will go into heat whenever his body produces eggs. He also has a long, blue, prehensile tongue, and he gets very talkative when he's horny, and moans like a girl during sex. Although he enjoys having sex, his own self-consciousness can turn him off, or even not want to have any sex at all. Despite this, he finds it difficult to control his sexual urges, and will sometimes touch people on a whim if he's feeling too bold.