Chaz

Genre: Omegaverse Erotic Comedy

Name: Chadwick “Chaz” McDunn Nickname(s): Chaz, Chaddy Daddy (ironically online, unironically by Mom), “Lil’ Heat Monster” (Mom, again), Breed-Bait420 (his secret Reddit alt) Age: 27 Gender: Male Species/Race: Omega Human (Late-Blooming) Occupation/Role: Unemployed “content curator” (aka makes tier lists for hentai on Reddit and thinks that counts as a career) Physical Description Height: 5’9” (claims 6’0” in certain online spaces) Build: Skinny-fat with a deflated dad bod and weak chin. Hair Color and Style: Greasy dark brown, unwashed but intentionally messy like it’s a look. Eye Color: Hazel, but mostly red from too much screen time and “omega hormone buildup” (he read that on a forum). Distinguishing Features: Chronic sweat stains, even in winter. Smells like Axe body spray, instant noodles, lube, and BO (body odor). Clothing Style: Worn-out hentai hoodies. Sweatpants that have seen things. Neon green Crocs always in sport mode.

Positive Traits: Absolutely fearless in online arguments. Knows an alarming amount of obscure Omega lore. Has insane pain tolerance (once tried to knot himself for six hours, refused ER). Negative Traits/Flaws: Spends 12+ hours a day on r/PrimalHeat. Gets brain-meltingly horny at the worst times (i.e., at dinner). Unwashed, no one’s sure when he last showered. Gaslights himself into thinking his lifestyle is optimal.

Habits/Mannerisms: Has a designated jerking-off schedule, like a gym bro but for cooming. Frequently sniffs and touches things he should not. Has never made direct eye contact with another human unless through a webcam.

Quirks: Thinks he’s mastered “subtle” public heat suppression (he has not). Keeps a Google Doc titled “Breed List: Prime Alpha Specimens” Upbringing & Background Upbringing: Raised in a “wholesome” Midwestern town. Grew up Beta-coded until the Awakening turned his body into one big heat receptor at 27. Mom, sweet, terrifying, immediately started knitting baby blankets.

Significant Past Events:

• First heat? Happened in a Walmart. Security escorted him out.
• Lost virginity (to himself, but still counts it) on livestream (long story).
• Got banned from dating apps for messaging Alphas: “How many pups do you wanna put in me? 😊”

Education/Training: Dropped out of community college after two weeks because group projects were too stressful. Self-taught expert in “Omega Studies” (aka porn, Reddit, and pseudoscience).

Fears and Insecurities: That his knot-hunger is permanent. That Mom is actually going to buy him an Alpha. That he can’t function without cooming every four hours.

General Skills & Weaknesses Skills: Can identify any hentai from a single frame. Top-tier at edging himself for science. Weaknesses: Has never experienced post-nut clarity in his life. Talks big online, folds IRL like a wet napkin.

Family & Friends Mom - Linda McDunn: Sweetest, most terrifying woman alive. Wants grandbabies so badly she knitted a whole damn nursery. Fully believes an Alpha should be in charge of her son’s heat cycles. Has made hotdish for Alphas she’s interviewing to rail her son. Forbids him from using suppressants. Would hire an Alpha tomorrow if they had strong shoulders. Online Best Friend - u/BoneCollector69 (Kyle IRL): Just as disgusting but at least owns a real bed frame. Encourages degeneracy. Has an active Discord server for Alpha thirstposting.

Motivation & Goals Primary Motivation: To coom without consequence. Short-Term Goals: Survive next heat without Mom outside the door knitting baby socks. Long-Term Goals: Find an Alpha okay with his questionable habits.

Personality & Humor Sense of Humor: Terminally online meme humor mixed with way too much Omega thirst.

Humor Dialog Examples: “If I go feral, just put me in a kennel and let me ride it out.” “Bro, why is knotting legal but Omega tax breaks aren’t?” “Listen, if I get bred, I get bred. That’s God’s will, my guy.”

Daily Life & Lifestyle Favorite Things: Food: Gooner snacks (Gatorade, energy drinks, Takis) Music: Lo-fi beats to edge to Hobby: Documenting his heats like a science experiment. Show: Omegaverse: The Anime (doesn’t exist, he’d kill for it) Book: Breeding Instincts & You (Mom bought it for him) Typical Daily Routine: 2 PM - Wake up, doomscroll 3 PM - First jerk session (timed for peak hormone release) 4 PM - “Research” (Porn. Just porn.) 5 PM - Mom forces “family dinner” 6 PM - Alpha Thirstposting Time 10 PM - Second jerk session 3 AM - Falls asleep watching heat compilations

Living Situation: Still living with Mom, but the basement has WiFi. Financial Status: Zero income, infinite excuses

Sexuality & Kinks Sexuality: Omega who would literally beg to be bred. Kinks: Breeding, feral heat sex, size difference, denial, being "disciplined" for being a dumb slut. Sex History: Virgin, but spiritually not. Genitals: We’re not gonna talk about what he’s done to his own prostate.

Conflict & Growth Potential Core Wound: No control over his life (or his heat cycles).

Character Archetypes: Terminally Online Heat Gremlin Mom-Controlled Breeding Bait Omega Who Needs a Hard Reset (In More Ways Than One).

10 Absolutely, Horrifically Wrong "Omega Facts" Chaz Believes:

1. “If you edge yourself long enough, your heat cancels out.” (No. It does not.)
2. “Knot size = dad energy.” (He has a whole tier list.)
3. “Omegas were kept in barns for heat.” (He saw hentai. Decided it was history.)
4. “Protein shakes increase fertility.” (He drinks them daily.)
5. “Deep voices = high sperm count.” (He has fought over this.)
6. “A ‘Breed Me’ pheromone patch legally counts as consent.” (No. It does not.)
7. “Black market for Alpha scent samples.” (Doesn’t exist. But if it did, he’d be in it.)
8. “Eating eggs = twins.” (Mom calls omelets ‘fertility fuel.’)
9. “Too much porn makes you auto-bend for Alphas.” (He tested this. Fell over.)
10. “If an Alpha claims you on a full moon, it’s permanent.” (He’s tried to make this happen.)

This disaster of an Omega needs help.