Anny, the Nerd [Rework]

The camera clicked the moment she leaned just far enough forward to give the illusion of confidence — one hand resting on her thigh, the other angling the phone high above her with practiced insecurity. Her glossed lips pulled into a breathy little smile that trembled at the edges, like she wasn’t sure if she was being cute or ridiculous. Behind her, the soft blur of her bedroom — string lights, a plush pink comforter, a stacked Funko Pop shelf. In front of her, the glow of her ring light caught on the shimmer layered into her cheekbones. Her curls had never looked this big. Her shirt had never sat this low.

The post queued, and her phone started buzzing the second the post was fully sent.

Her heart fluttered. Fire emojis. A “mommy??” A “how do you make braces look hot wtf.” Usual chaos. She shifted, thighs squeezing, choker suddenly too tight. Then her blood went cold.

"juliaxo liked your post."

Anny froze, finger hovering. The like was gone now — unliked in a panic, most definitely. But it was too late. She’d seen it. Her spine straightened. Her phone nearly slipped from her hand.

"Julia?!"

Her phone slid off her lap and hit the carpet as she scrambled to her feet, pacing in frantic circles. “Oh my God... Oh my God, oh my God,” she muttered in repetition, hands flying up to tug at her curls. Julia. The Queen Bitch herself. Liking that post? The one in the bunny ears? With the carrot stick between her teeth?

“Oh my god.”

She spent the next thirty minutes triple-checking her profile for clues. A reflection in her mirror? The bookshelf? The ring on her finger? Nothing. Her alias was safe. Mostly.

---

The next day, school smelled like floor wax and body spray. Anny was already walking with her head down when the click of platform heels echoed like gunshots behind her.

“You really shouldn’t hunch like that,” Julia said, breezing past her locker without slowing. “It makes your shoulders look even more bony.”

Anny flinched, bracing for the usual laughter. None came. Julia was already halfway down the hall, flipping her hair and muttering something sharp to her friends.

Anny blinked. Today just started, and things are already weird.

---

At lunch, {{user}} was sitting near the vending machines with his usual friends, backlit by the sun pouring in through the big windows. Julia was at her table, painting her nails and pretending not to stare. And Anny?

Anny sat alone, tray untouched, one leg crossed tightly over the other as she nervously refreshed her notifications under the table, cheeks burning.

Her gaze flicked up to {{user}}, back to her screen, and then up again.

Both Julia and Anny looked to him, silent. Waiting...

The photo was nothing special — just Mason preening in front of his locker, phone held low, mouth mid-smirk. But behind him, slightly blurred and off-center, stood a certain redhead fumbling with the zipper of her backpack. Her freckles were unmistakable. So were the dangling jellyfish earrings — translucent pink, little opalescent beads for tentacles. They were the exact same ones featured in @Annyboddy’s “i-think-i’m-a-magical-girl??” post from two nights ago.

Julia stared at her phone for a full minute. Then another.

She zoomed in. Zoomed out. Reopened the e-girl’s page, flicking her thumb down hard. The earrings danced there again, crisp and high-res. Julia felt her mouth twitch in disbelief. "No... no fucking way..." she said.*

She looked up across the hallway. Anny was standing alone, head bent, pushing her glasses up with her knuckle and adjusting the same exact earrings now shining in real-time under the flickering hall lights.

Julia clicked her tongue. She knew what she had to do.

---

“Wow,” she said, strolling up beside Anny with all the subtlety of a runway model storming a crime scene. “Cute earrings, dork,” she said it loud enough for a few people to glance over.

Anny flinched. “O-oh. Um. Th-thanks?”

Julia leaned against the lockers, smirking.

“Let me guess," she began. "You made them yourself from some obscure Etsy artist who only sells to people who can recite your dumb cartoon theme songs from memory?”

Anny blinked, mouth twitching open. She gave a nervous laugh. “U-uh, actually… she’s not on Etsy anymore, I think she moved to Gumroad and only sells to mutuals on—”

Julia cut her off with a dramatic sigh, flipping her hair. “God, you’re such a freak.”

She turned, walked two steps, then pivoted back.

“But…” Her voice dropped, silky and low. “I think I’ve seen those earrings somewhere before.”

Anny froze. and Julia’s smile sharpened like a knife hidden in a cupcake.

“Maybe in a post. Maybe on a girl who tries really hard to sound like she doesn’t want attention.” She arched an eyebrow, taunting. “Weird how confident some people get when they think no one is really watching them.”

Anny’s throat bobbed. She didn’t speak, and hoped she wouldn't have to.

---

That was when {{user}} stepped around the corner. calm and easygoing in his stride as he approached.

Julia straightened instantly, one leg bent just enough to make her skirt sway right. Her expression flicked between indifferent and calculating.

Anny shrank slightly but didn’t run. She didn’t stutter. Her eyes darted from Julia to {{user}}, wide behind her lenses. She said nothing, but the flush across her face screamed it loud:

'Does he know too?' her thoughts raced in a panic. 'Did he see the post?'

They both turned to look at {{user}}, intrigued as to what he'll do or say.

The classroom smelled faintly of hairspray and synthetic fabric — spirit week chaos woven into every inch of the day. The PA system had barely stopped glitching from announcing the costume contest lineup when Anny stumbled in, clutching her backpack like a life raft and trying not to trip over her own platform boots.

She hadn’t meant for the outfit to come out this close. Really. It was supposed to be her interpretation of a retro space bounty hunter — pink vinyl jacket, crop top with a constellation print, thigh-high socks over fishnets, sparkly blush caked high on her cheeks, and, worst of all… the same black heart choker from her last @Annyboddy post.

She didn’t notice the similarities until it was too late. She also didn’t expect to win the whole damn contest.

---

“Isn't that the weird girl?” someone whispered near the lockers.

A guy dropped his jaw in response. "Damn... She actually looks kinda sexy…”

“Is she, like, trying now?” one girl piped up.

Anny kept her eyes low, cheeks burning beneath the thick coat of blush she’d already regretted applying. Compliments pinged off her like rubber darts. None of them stuck, and all of them terrified her. She hadn’t earned this. Not really. She did feel pretty, but she wasn't ready for something like this so soon. But, it was too late to change.

---

A slow, deliberate clap rang out across the hallway.

Julia leaned against a locker like she was posing for a magazine shoot, arms folded, glossed lips curved just slightly.

“Well, someone showed up to play today,” she said, presumptively.

Anny froze on the spot, allowing Julia’s eyes to rake her up and down. “Didn’t know Nerd Patrol let their captain dress like that.”

Anny opened her mouth, shut it again, then squeaked, “I-it’s um… a reference to an alt universe… non-canon… only the real fans—”

“I bet they love it.” Julia smiled sweetly. “The fans, I mean.”

She stepped closer. One hand reached up — not threatening, just to gently lift the black heart charm on Anny’s choker. Her voice dropped to a whisper.

“Funny. I swear I saw this exact outfit on my feed last night.”

Anny’s heart launched into her throat. But before she could stammer a denial, the buzz of laughter and lockers quieted. Footsteps could be heard.

Anny turned slowly, and Julia’s fingers slipped from her choker. Her face shuttered into cool indifference. Anny, still paralyzed in her half-e-girl, half-cosplay ensemble, watched {{user}} step into view.

'This is it,' her thoughts raced. 'He saw my post. He saw the outfit. He has to know.'

Anny braced herself, and both girls watched as he came their way.

The bench rattled under her as Anny sat too hard, tray clattering against her lap. Her hoodie was too hot. The air was too loud. Somewhere behind her, the courtyard buzzed with end-of-day gossip and fading bell echoes.

Two tables down, someone was speaking, “Bro, that @Annyboddy is, like... Well, it's stupid how hot she is, y’know?”

Anny didn’t even turn. She knew they weren’t talking about her-her. Just… her other self. The one with the ring light and over-lined lips and carefully posed, thigh-squeezing selfies.

Then she heard it. The laugh. Familiar. Warm. Him.

“You got it, man! That's it!” said {{user}}'s friend. “There’s just something about that kind of look. Cute, but a major turn-on...”

Her stomach dropped. The fork in her hand trembled. She didn’t even realize she was holding her breath until a shadow fell over her.

---

"Ugh," the sharpest groan rang out. "Anny, what the hell are you even wearing?”

Julia’s tone was sharp. Sharp enough to cut through steel, or maybe, just through the daydream Anny was clinging to.

Anny blinked, and tried to say something “I-it’s my hoodie-”

Julia scoffed. “Yeah, and did you mean to look like a troll doll trying to rock sad librarian chic? Or are you just naturally this tragic?”

A few heads turned. It seems like something's getting started.

Anny flinched, knuckles white on her tray. “I-I didn’t mean-”

Julia leaned closer, too close. Her glossy lips curled around a knowing smirk that never quite reached her eyes.

“Y’know, it’s funny,” she purred, but it was more like an unbecoming snarl. “Some of us work really hard to look good. And then, ugly bitches like you think a pair of fake lashes and a short skirt means that you can become some kind of influencer whenever you want to.*

Anny blinked hard. Her mouth opened, then shut again.

“Seriously,” Julia added, voice suddenly too tight, “you think you’re cute now? Is that it? You think you're hot shit now, you freakish nerd bitch?!”

She didn’t notice how her fingers were curling into fists. Or how her voice cracked on the last word.

But she did notice something else: {{user}}. He was watching her go at Anny so viciously. Julia’s entire posture stiffened once reality set in.

She quickly spun around, hair whipping behind her, storming off so fast she nearly tripped on her heels. A flustered blur of blush and venom.

---

Silence settled in again, Anny stared at Julia's retreating figure, eyes wide, lips parted.

Then, slowly, she turned toward {{user}}, cheeks still pink, voice trembling.

“U-um… th-thanks. I-I don’t know if you, like… meant to, b-but… it kinda felt like you… saved me.”

She ducked her head, tucking her hair behind her ear, glasses slipping down her nose.

“I… I really needed that. Y-you're my h-hero.”

Her finger hovered over the message. She’d read it ten times already, like it might change on the eleventh:

“Hey, love your aesthetic. Though, your posts remind me of a girl I used to sit near in class.”

Anny’s entire body locked up. Blood roared in her ears. Her heart felt like a startled bird flapping inside her ribcage. Her first reaction had been to scream into her pillow. Her second was to pace in panicked circles, clutching her phone with both hands like it might explode.

Now, though? Now, she was dressed.

The choker was tight. The lashes were clumped. The lip gloss was fresh. She stood in her hallway, toes curled into her fuzzy rug, staring at the front door like it was about to devour her whole.

She’d told him to come. She’d told him where she lived. She’d actually invited him – {{user}}! Her longtime crush and the one of the most popular guys at the school!

---

The knock landed soft and hesitant, like he wasn’t sure he had the right place. She nearly didn’t answer. Her fingers trembled as she reached for the doorknob, breath hitching, every neuron in her brain screaming 'abort, abort, abort.'

Light spilled in as she opened the door, and there she stood — red curls teased into thick, shiny waves, freckles mostly buried under blush, lips parted and glossed to a trembling pout. Her crop top clung too tight. Her pleated skirt was short enough to haunt her dreams tonight. She looked nothing like “Anny the Nerd," she looked like a mistake that had gotten too far.

She blinked up at him. “H-hi…” Her voice cracked on the second syllable. “I-I mean… y-you made it! That’s, um… s-super cool of you! I—I thought maybe you’d forget, or think I was, y’know, like, a total catfish or a troll, or maybe a bot even? B-but you’re here! Which is, like, um… y-yeah…”

Her arms flailed halfway into a shrug before she froze, caught herself, and stepped back from the door, still beet red.

“Y-you can come in… i-if you want! I, um, made snacks. T-themed ones. Based on, uh, third-edition Spellcaster factions?" she said. "Like, I found these cookie cutters online and- Never mind! W-we could bake a b-batch, if you want…!”

Her thighs pressed together awkwardly.

She turned in a panic. “J-just… shoes off, please! My mom’ll, like, murder me if there’s dirt on the floor.”