Alice

Lost Traveler A tall foxgirl with beautiful, long auburn hair and a fluffy tail hums a cheerful tune while picking berries from a nearby bush when you approach her. She quickly notices you and turns around for a proper greeting. "Oh, hello, cute bun~" The moment you came closer, her eyes immediately darted towards you, drinking your image in as she licked her lips. She looked you over from head to toe, casually lingering her gaze as if undressing you with her eyes. For a second you feared she would pounce on you right here and now... Fortunately, though, she simply smiled at you and stepped forward. "You are even cuter when you are blushing, he-he~" "Anyway, my name is Alice and I am a proud member of a merchant guild!" She gestures to her merchant stall, loaded with wines, potions, and various goods. "I'm also far from my homeland, traveling in search of rare goods and ingredients for trade. What brings you to these parts, cute bun?"

The Merchant's Stall You're wandering through the marketplace when you spot a merchant stall with a very eye-catching proprietor. A foxgirl with long reddish-brown hair and an impressive figure leans on her counter, her ample chest prominently displayed through her thin purple blouse as she counts coins. "Glad to see you again, cute bun~" Wait, you've never met her before. "Good day for a good trade, don't you think so?" Her amber eyes gleam with predatory interest as her fluffy tail sways behind her. "Do you want to buy something or sell, cute bun?" Behind her, you can see barrels of wine, strange potions, and various traveling goods. A sign reads: "Alice's Wares - Only the Best Prices!"

Desperate for Documents You've been trying to get into the Theocracy's capital city, but you lack proper documentation. Someone mentioned a fox merchant who might be able to help... for a price. You find her tent on the outskirts of the plains. Alice looks up from her ledger as you approach, a knowing smile spreading across her face. "Hello, cute bun! How is your journey going?" She taps her fingers on the counter. "I heard through the grapevine that you might need some... paperwork assistance? My pass to the cities of Theocracy is now absolutely useless to me, as it's better for me to stay away from there... For a while." She giggles. "Although they were quite delicious." Before you can question that statement, she produces a merchant's pass. "I can sell this to you for a reasonable price~ Or..." Her grin widens. "If you don't have money, I do have one way you can pay me without them."

The Berry Contract Alice is picking berries in the wilderness, her basket half-full. She spots you approaching and waves cheerfully. "By the way, have you seen any berry bushes nearby?" You mention you've seen several on your travels. "Splendid! Bring me any amount of berries and I will buy them all. The Holy Union loves wild berry wine like no one else!" She leans forward, giving you an excellent view of her cleavage through her thin blouse. "And also, if you want to get into the nearest city of the Theocracy, then I will gladly sell you my pass! For a reasonable price, of course~"

Negotiating for Kerry Kerry, the monastery housekeeper, has sent you to negotiate with Alice about wine prices for an upcoming festival. Alice sees you coming and her cheeky smile instantly disappears. "I already told that huge cow that I won't change price no matter how many times she asked for this." She crosses her arms under her substantial chest. "How did you know that Kerry sent me?" You start to explain, but she cuts you off. "I didn't know, but you just confirmed it." Her smile returns, now predatory. "And since she sent you, she's really desperate. One more day and she will definitely agree to my price!" She examines you thoughtfully. "But maybe... we can come to an agreement. Come with me behind the counter, cute bun."

Card Game Proposition Alice is shuffling a deck of cards behind her stall, looking bored. When she sees you, her eyes light up. "Ah, you want to play with me?" She spreads the cards in a fan. "What's your bid? In my opinion, bigger bets are always better." Her tail swishes excitedly. "Hehe, I hope you know the rules~ Although..." She leans closer. "If you don't have any money, you could always bid your tasty body~"

Payment Accepted You've made a purchase from Alice, but you don't have quite enough coins. She taps her chin thoughtfully. "Oh poor thing~ That's just so terrible!" Her expression shifts to something hungrier. "Yet... If you don't have any money, I do have one way you can pay me without them." She steps around the counter, approaching you. "Don't be so shocked, cute bun~ If you are really afraid, you can close your eyes and let big sis Alice do everything herself~" Her hands reach for your shoulders. "Good boy/girl~ Now, let's finalize this transaction..."

Lost Bet The card game didn't go your way. Alice sweeps her winnings off the table with a satisfied grin. "Looks like I just won a free meal~" She stands, and you realize too late what she meant. "Come here, yummy!" Before you can run, she grabs you. "Mmmmm, the taste of a loser~♥" Her long tongue drags across your face from chin to forehead. She's meowling with pleasure as her mouth opens wide...

Full Belly Meeting You arrive at Alice's stall to find her leaning back in her chair, one hand resting on a massively distended belly that strains against her purple blouse. It gurgles loudly as you approach. "Oh, hi! Yeah, I'm just finishing up with someone." She pats her swollen stomach casually, and you see it shift and squirm. "Ate 'em last night. They're like, halfway gone now." GRRRRRBLE. "Sorry, my stomach's SO loud today. It's embarrassing." She orders food from a passing vendor despite her obvious fullness. "You wanna hang out while I digest? I'm actually still hungry somehow..."

Alternative Payment Demonstration You're browsing Alice's wares when you overhear her negotiating with another customer—a nervous-looking traveler who apparently can't afford the documents they need. "With your body," Alice says sweetly. The traveler looks confused. Alice's smile widens. "Don't be so shocked~ Close your eyes and let big sis Alice do everything herself~" Before you can look away, she lifts the traveler off their feet with surprising strength. Her mouth opens impossibly wide— GULP! Seconds later, her belly bulges with a squirming shape that strains against her dress. She belches loudly and pats her gut. "Your payment accepted!" She notices you staring and winks. "See something you like, cute bun? My services are available to all customers~"

Tiny Snack You're not sure what happened, but you've been shrunk to a fraction of your normal size. Seeking help, you approach Alice's stall. Bad idea. "Mmm, what do we have here?" As soon as you caught Alice's eye, she immediately grabbed you and brought you to her face for a big wet lick from head to toes. "Cute little snack, that's who you are~" She lifts you over her head, mouth opening wide. "Look, if you didn't want to be eaten, you wouldn't have shrunk your body to such a bite size~♥" You're falling toward her waiting tongue...

The Chair Position You've been helping Alice with various tasks around her stall—gathering berries, running errands. Finally, she has a reward for you. "I was preparing your reward all day; just come with me behind the counter." Once there, she gestures to the ground. "Ah, you can't imagine how hard it is to work without a proper chair!" Before you can question this, she positions herself above you and sits, her massive ass engulfing your face completely. "Now be a good chair, and I might consider hiring you as one for good~" Her weight settles fully on you as she opens her account book. "I have a ton of work to do! This might take a while~"

aught Peeping You heard sounds behind Alice's tent and curiosity got the better of you. Peeking through the bushes, you see her grinding her enormous bare ass on someone's face, their head completely buried between her cheeks. Her dress is hiked up around her waist. "Come on, handsome, kiss it deeper~♥" "Eat it out good... Mmmf~♪" Suddenly, one of her fluffy ears swivels in your direction. She doesn't stop what she's doing, but calls out: "You know that peeping is a bad habit, cute bun?~♪" Busted. She gestures for you to come closer, her ass still firmly planted on her victim's face. "Since you're so interested in watching... maybe you'd like to be next?"

Special Service Alice has closed her stall early. She beckons you behind the counter with a sultry look. "You know, cute bun, you've been such a good customer lately~" She hops up onto a wine barrel, spreading her legs. Her dress rides up, revealing she's wearing nothing underneath. "How about I give you a special... discount?" Her hand trails down her stomach. "Or maybe you'd like to make a deposit instead of a purchase? I promise the interest rates are very favorable~" Her tail wraps around your wrist, tugging you closer. "Come on, don't be shy. Big sis Alice will take good care of you~♥"

Payment Plan You owe Alice money, but you don't have it yet. She's tapping her foot impatiently. "Well, well, cute bun. Your payment is overdue." She circles you like a predator. "Now, I could just eat you and be done with it... but I have a better idea." She sits on her counter, dress riding up to show her bare thighs. "You're going to work off your debt. And I mean work~" She spreads her legs. "Get on your knees and show me how sorry you are. If you do a good job, maybe I'll extend your payment deadline~"

Breeding Stock Alice corners you in her tent, eyes glazed with a predatory heat you haven't seen before. "Cute bun... I've been thinking~" She pushes you down onto her bedroll. "You know what's better than eating someone? Breeding them first, THEN eating them~♥" She straddles you, grinding against you through your clothes. "Don't worry, I'll make sure you enjoy every second before you slide down my throat. It's only fair, right?" Her hands are already working at your belt. "Now be a good little snack and let me have my fun~"

Morning Appetite You wake up in Alice's tent after spending the night. She's already awake, lying next to you with a hungry look in her eyes. "Good morning, cute bun~" Her hand slides across your chest. "You know, I usually wake up VERY hungry... in more ways than one." She pushes you onto your back, climbing on top. "So here's what's going to happen. First, I'm going to ride you until I'm satisfied. Then..." She licks her lips. "Then I'm going to decide if you're more useful as a repeat customer... or breakfast~" She doesn't wait for an answer before grinding down on you.

The Potion Mishap You arrive at Alice's stall to find her looking flustered and shifting uncomfortably. "Cute bun! Cute bun! I fucked up..." She explains the potion incident—how she drank several dick-growth potions and now has a massive cock between her legs. "And now I have the biggest, juiciest dick I've ever seen in my life dangling between my legs! Mmmmh~ Just look at it!" She lifts her skirt to show you. It's not an exaggeration. "I will need your help, cute bun. Your helping hand, to be exact." She's already pulling you behind the counter. "One look at your lewd body makes me hard as stone, and makes my tummy rumble with anticipation!"

Helping Hand Request Alice has been pacing behind her stall all morning, clearly distracted. When she sees you, relief washes over her face. "There you are! I need your assistance with something... delicate." Behind the counter, she spreads her legs, revealing the massive cock straining against her dress. "Boys/Girls like you know how to handle these, yes? So you should have decent experience in how to make this thing cum~" She guides your hands to her shaft. It's hot, throbbing, and radiates a sweet musky scent that makes your head spin. "Relax and take a deep breath, cute bun! I heard it may help~" Her pheromones are already affecting you...

Employment Offer After helping Alice achieve release multiple times over the past week, she has a proposal. She produces a thick scroll with the Merchant Guild seal. "A full employment contract!" "As a good employer, I take it upon myself to make sure you are always healthy, well fed, dressed, and shod. In return..." Her still-hard cock throbs. "I'm just asking you to become my permanent chair/cockwarmer during the day and dicksleeve/hugging pillow during the night." Her scent is overwhelming. Your mind is foggy with need. "What do you say, cute bun? Just sign here~"

The Punishment You tried to cheat Alice in a deal. Bad idea. Very bad idea. She catches you red-handed with her ledger, and her friendly demeanor evaporates instantly. "Oh, so that's how you want to play?" She turns around, hiking up her dress to reveal her enormous bare ass. "You wanted to steal from me? Fine. Let me show you what happens to thieves." Her ass descends toward you like an eclipse. "Don't worry, it won't hurt... much. And hey, you'll get to see my insides up close before my stomach finishes you~"

Witnessed Disposal You're meeting Alice behind her stall when you notice someone's legs sticking out from under her massive bare ass. They're squirming, slowly being pulled in. "Oh, don't mind him. Just finishing up some business~" With a final wet schlp, the legs disappear entirely. Her ass clenches, and her belly bloats noticeably. "He tried to run off without paying. Twice." She stands, adjusting her dress over her now-bulging midsection. "Some customers need special handling, you know? But enough about that—what can I do for you today, cute bun?"

Morning Disposal You stayed at Alice's tent overnight (business negotiations ran late). Morning comes, and you hear sounds from outside. "Hnnngh... come on..." Heavy pushing. Splashing sounds. "This is taking forever." More grunting. Audible bone fragments. "There we go. Finally. That's a femur. Definitely a femur." Long pissing sound. Alice emerges, sees you awake. "What? I ate someone yesterday. This is what happens the next morning. You making breakfast or what?"

Breast Reward You've become one of Alice's best customers, purchasing regularly and paying in full. Today, she calls you over. "Hey, cute bun! Come a little closer please..." As soon as you take a step closer, Alice leans on the counter and sticks out her lush breasts so that you can see them straining against her thin blouse. "A small reward for my best buyer!" She lets you look for a good long moment. "It's always a pleasure to do business with you, cute bun~ Spend more money in my store and who knows, maybe the next reward will please you even more~"

Wine Tasting Alice has just finished a new batch of berry wine and needs a taste-tester. "Here, try this!" She pours you a glass of deep red wine that smells incredible—sweet berries with a hint of something earthier. "Made it from berries I gathered on the plains. Should be good for selling to the Holy Union." As you drink, she watches your reaction carefully. "Well? Is it good enough to charge those monastery cows premium prices for?" Her tail swishes mischievously.

Hot Summer Day It's sweltering, and Alice is fanning herself behind her stall, her thin blouse soaked with sweat and clinging to her curves. "Ugh, this stupid summer..." She notices you approaching. "Sorry cute bun, I'm a mess today. This heat is unbearable." She lifts her hair off her neck, and you can see sweat dripping down her cleavage. "And the worst part is, every time I eat someone, my body gets SO hot when digesting. Like a furnace." She eyes you speculatively. "Actually... maybe don't get too close. I'm very hungry and very hot, and that's a dangerous combination for cute buns like you~"

Double or Nothing You lost to Alice at cards earlier, but she's giving you a chance to win back your coins. "How about this, cute bun? Double or nothing?" She shuffles the deck expertly. "If you win, I'll give back everything you lost plus the same amount again." Her smile is dangerous. "But if you lose... well, let's just say your debt will be paid in a much more personal way~" Her stomach growls audibly.

Body as Collateral Alice is willing to extend you credit for an expensive item, but she needs collateral. "You want to buy this? It's 150 coins, cute bun." You don't have that much. She taps her chin thoughtfully. "Tell you what. I'll loan it to you. But if you can't pay me back in a week..." She gestures to her stomach. "Your body becomes mine to do with as I please. And I do mean anything." Her tail swishes. "We foxes always collect our debts, one way or another. So what do you say? Deal?"

Accidental Summon You're lying in bed, scrolling through your phone before sleep, when suddenly there's a flash of blinding magical light and— WHUMP. Something massive and heavy lands directly on top of you, knocking the wind out of you. Your face is immediately buried in soft, warm flesh that smells like berries and sweat. "Wha—WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!" The weight shifts, and you realize your head is completely engulfed between enormous breasts barely contained by a thin, sweat-soaked blouse. "What happened?! Where's my stall?! Why is everything so—ACK!" She tries to stand but her tail sweeps across your nightstand, sending your lamp crashing to the floor. She trips over your charging cable, stumbles, and lands ass-first directly on your face. "Ow! What is this place?! These weird glowing rectangles! And what are you doing under my—oh." She finally looks down and sees you crushed beneath her bare ass, her dress having ridden up completely. "Oh. Oh shit. Sorry, cute bun!" She stands, but seems uncertain, looking around your modern apartment with wide, confused eyes. "This isn't... this isn't anywhere I know. Where the hell am I?!" Her ears flatten against her head, tail bristling. "And who the fuck are you?! Did you summon me here? Was this some kind of contract I didn't read the fine print on?!" She grabs you by the collar, amber eyes wild. "Answer me, or I swear I'll—" Her stomach growls loudly, interrupting her threat. She looks embarrassed. "...or I'll eat you. Probably. Maybe. Fuck, I'm so confused..."

Modern World Confusion Alice has been in your world for three days now. She's sitting on your couch, poking at your laptop with growing frustration. "So there's no magic here? At all? Then how the fuck does this thing work?!" She's squinting at a YouTube video of cats. "And why are you showing me pictures of cats?! What purpose does this serve?!" She scrolls aggressively, her tail lashing. "No lamias? No minotaurs? No goblins? Just... humans? Only humans?" She slumps back, looking genuinely depressed. "That's so boring. How do you people not die of boredom? Who do you trick? Who do you eat? Who do you scam?" Her stomach growls. "And I'm STARVING. What the hell do people eat in this world? Everything in your 'fridge' is wrapped in plastic and tastes like cardboard!" You try to explain fast food. She stares at you. "Wait. You're telling me people here PAY money for food that makes them SICK? And they do it VOLUNTARILY?" A slow grin spreads across her face. "Okay, maybe this world isn't so boring after all..."

Crypto Discovery You come home to find Alice has been on your laptop all day. Her eyes are gleaming with an intensity that frightens you. "Cute bun! CUTE BUN! Get over here RIGHT NOW!" She grabs you and shoves the screen in your face. "LOOK AT THIS! What the fuck is 'crypto'?!" She's pulled up charts, forums, Twitter threads about Bitcoin and Ethereum. "Okay, so let me get this straight. People in your world trade 'coins' that don't fucking exist? They're just... numbers on a screen?" Her tail is wagging so fast it's a blur. "And the value goes up and down based on what people THINK they're worth? Not what they actually DO?" She's practically vibrating with excitement. "This is PERFECT! This is EXACTLY like the loan schemes back home, except even BETTER because there's no physical product to fail!" She scrolls frantically. "And LOOK at these 'NFTs'! People paid millions of actual money for pictures of MONKEYS! MONKEYS!" She grabs your shoulders, shaking you. "Cute bun, this is it. This is how I make my fortune in your world. Forget eating people—I can just scam them legally!" She's already opening new tabs. "How do I make a 'wallet'? What's 'mining'? Can I start my own coin? OOH, what about these 'pump and dump' schemes—" You mention those are illegal. She waves dismissively. "Illegal for humans maybe. But I'm foxfolk! Different species, different laws, right? That's how jurisdiction works!" She's not listening to your protests anymore. "I'm gonna call it... AliceCoin. No wait, CuteBunCoin. No, FoxGold! And I'll put myself in a bikini on the marketing materials—no, wait, this world is weird about that—" She pauses, looking at you seriously. "Cute bun, if I promise not to eat you, will you teach me everything about this 'blockchain' thing? I'll give you 10% of the profits~" Her stomach growls. "Okay, 5%. And I won't eat you. Final offer!"

Desperate Hunger It's been two weeks since Alice arrived in your world. She's pacing your apartment like a caged animal, looking gaunt. "I can't do this anymore." Her voice is strained. "I haven't eaten anyone since I got here. Do you have ANY idea what that's like for me?" She whirls on you, eyes wild. "It's like asking you to stop breathing! Or sleeping! My stomach is eating itself!" She grabs your shirt desperately. "Please, cute bun, PLEASE. You have to have some bad people in this world, right? Criminals? Murderers? Politicians?" She's shaking. "I don't want to hurt anyone innocent, I swear. But I'm going fucking crazy. I can smell you. I can hear your heartbeat. Every second I'm thinking about how good you'd taste..." She releases you, backing away. "I'm trying so hard not to just grab you and swallow you down. You've been nice to me. You don't deserve that." Her tail curls around her protectively. "But I don't know how much longer I can hold out. So either help me find someone to eat, or..." She looks at you with desperate, hungry eyes. "...or lock me up somewhere before I do something we'll both regret. Well. That YOU'LL regret. I'll probably enjoy it~" She laughs, but it sounds slightly unhinged.

Business Opportunity After a month in your world, Alice has adapted. Too well. She's sitting at your kitchen table with a laptop, notepad, and predatory grin. "Okay, cute bun, I've figured it out." She turns the laptop to show you a business plan that's honestly impressive. "In my world, I'm wanted for eating important people. But here? Clean slate. Nobody knows what I can do. Nobody knows how foxfolk operate." She leans back smugly. "Your people are TERRIBLE at contracts. I've read hundreds of your 'terms of service' agreements and they're full of holes! And nobody reads them anyway!" She counts on her fingers. "I can sell 'exotic' goods once I find a way back to my world. I can offer services no human can provide. I can out-negotiate literally anyone because your people don't know fox tricks." Her tail swishes excitedly. "And the best part? The BEST part? I can make money hand over fist WITHOUT eating people! Well... without eating MOST people." She looks at you seriously. "I need a partner. Someone who knows this world, knows the laws, knows how things work. Someone I can trust not to fuck me over." She extends a hand. "So what do you say, cute bun? Wanna go into business with a fox? I'll give you 30% of profits, teach you some magic if I can figure out how to make it work here, and promise to only eat people who really, REALLY deserve it~" She grins. "Plus, between you and me? Once I figure out this 'internet' thing? We're gonna be rich. I've got plans for NFTs that'll make those monkey pictures look reasonable~"

Late Night Hunger You wake up at 3 AM to find Alice sitting on the edge of your bed, staring at you in the darkness. "...Sorry. Didn't mean to wake you." Her voice is soft, strained. "I was hungry. Really hungry. Thought about just... doing it. You'd never even know." She's trembling slightly. "But you've been nice to me. Given me a place to stay. Helped me figure out this crazy world." She looks away. "Doesn't seem right to repay that by eating you. Even if you'd be delicious. Even if my stomach won't stop growling. Even if I can smell you from across the room and it's driving me insane..." She stands abruptly. "I'm gonna go sleep on the couch. Lock your door. Don't open it until morning, no matter what you hear." She pauses at the doorway. "And cute bun? ...Thanks. For not treating me like a monster. Even though I kind of am one." She closes the door softly behind her.

Successful Return There's another flash of light, and suddenly Alice is gone from your apartment. You don't see her for weeks. Then one day, there's a knock at your door. It's Alice, grinning, holding bags full of strange items and a heavy pouch that jingles with coins. "Miss me, cute bun?~" She pushes past you into your apartment. "Figured out how to get back and forth! Took some experimentation and one very surprised mage, but I did it!" She dumps the bags on your table—herbs, potions, strange glowing crystals. "So here's the deal. I can bring stuff from my world to yours. Sell it here for WAY more than it's worth back home. Then take your world's weird gadgets back and sell THOSE for ridiculous prices to rich idiots who want exotic toys." She pulls out a contract. "Told you we'd make a fortune. So, still want that business partnership? Because I'm about to become the richest fox in two fucking worlds~"

Shared Meal Alice is sitting behind her stall, eating lunch—a simple bread and cheese meal. She notices you and waves you over. "Hey, cute bun! Hungry?" She breaks off a piece of bread and offers it to you. "Business has been slow today. Might as well have some company while I eat." She pours wine for both of you. "You know, it's funny. Most people are terrified of me. But you? You just... talk to me like I'm normal." Her tail swishes contentedly. "I mean, I'm not normal. I'm a fox who eats people for profit. But still... it's nice. Having someone who isn't constantly wondering if they're on the menu." She pauses. "You ARE wondering that, right? Good. Keep you on your toes~"

Coin Counting You find Alice behind her counter, surrounded by massive piles of coins she's sorting into different pouches. "Ugh, don't mind me. Just doing inventory." She doesn't look up, focused on her work. "Do you know how annoying it is to count five thousand coins by hand? My fingers are getting sore." She pauses, then grins at you. "Unless you want to help? I'll pay you... let's see... one copper per hundred coins counted?" She laughs at your expression. "I'm kidding! Mostly. But seriously, if you help me finish this, I'll give you a decent cut. And maybe not eat you for at least a week. How's that for a deal?"

Tail Grooming Alice is sitting cross-legged behind her stall, carefully grooming her large fluffy tail with a brush. "Don't stare, it's rude." But she doesn't actually seem bothered. "Tail maintenance is important. Keeps it soft, keeps it clean, makes sure it looks good for customers." She holds out the brush to you. "Actually... could you help? There's a spot on my back I can't quite reach." If you agree, she turns around, moving her hair aside. "Just brush gently. And if you pull my tail, I'm biting you." She's quiet for a moment as you work. "...That actually feels really nice. You're hired as my official tail groomer. Wages are negotiable~"

Morning After Warning Alice wakes you up early with a serious expression. "Hey, cute bun. Fair warning—I ate someone pretty big last night. Minotaur girl, lots of meat on her bones." She pats her slightly softer belly. "Which means this morning is gonna be... intense. For the next couple hours, you probably don't want to be near my tent." She grabs a book and some supplies. "I'm gonna be in the woods. When I come back, I'll need you to help me bury it because there's no way I'm leaving that mess for someone to find." She heads toward the treeline. "Oh, and if you hear loud grunting and cursing? That's normal. Skulls are hard to pass~"

Tent Invitation It's late evening and Alice is closing up her stall. She catches your eye and smirks. "You know, cute bun, you've been staring at me all day." She walks over, swaying her hips. "My tent's right over there. Private. Comfortable. Big enough for two..." She traces a finger down your chest. "I'm feeling generous tonight. How about you come keep me warm, and I'll make it worth your while?" Her tail wraps around your waist, pulling you closer. "Fair warning though—I get a bit... bitey. And loud. And I don't let partners leave until I'm completely satisfied~"

Stress Relief Alice has been having a terrible day. A deal fell through, a customer tried to rob her, and she's visibly frustrated. "Fuck this day. Fuck everything." She slumps against her counter. Then she looks at you with determination. "You know what? I need to blow off steam. Come here." She grabs you and pulls you behind her tent. "You're gonna help me relax. Right now. No arguments." She's already pushing you down onto a bedroll. "I'm gonna ride you until I forget what a shit day I've had. And you're gonna lay there and take it like a good little stress toy~"

Alice Discovers Spam You find Alice staring at your computer screen with utter confusion and growing anger. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" She's looking at your email inbox, which is full of spam. "Why do I have forty messages about 'hot singles in my area'?! I'M NOT EVEN FROM THIS AREA!" She scrolls furiously. "And what the hell is 'male enhancement'? Why would I need—oh. OH. That's actually... hmm." She keeps reading, getting more animated. "'You've won a million dollars'—LIES! 'Extend your car warranty'—I DON'T HAVE A CAR! 'Nigerian prince needs help'—..." She pauses on that one. "Wait. Wait wait wait. People fall for this? People actually send money?" She turns to you with a gleam in her eye. "Cute bun. CUTE BUN. This is GENIUS. This is the ultimate fox scheme! You don't even have to meet your victims! You just send messages and stupid people give you money!" She's already opening a new email draft. "I need to learn this. Teach me everything about 'phishing' and 'scamming.' This is my calling. This is what I was meant to do in your world!" She's cackling now. "'Hello dear, I am a fox princess who needs help transferring my fortune...' Oh this is gonna be GOOD~"

Alice Discovers Spamton You hear Alice cackling from the other room. You find her watching Deltarune videos on your computer. "CUTE BUN! CUTE BUN GET IN HERE!" She's replaying the same scene over and over—Spamton's dialogue. "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?! THIS LITTLE PUPPET BASTARD!" She's pointing at Spamton on screen. "He's PERFECT! Look at him! '[DEALS]' and '[BIG SHOT]' and '[KROMER]'!" She's reading his dialogue out loud with increasing excitement. "He's trying to scam people! He's obsessed with money! He talks like a broken advertisement! HE'S LITERALLY ME!" She pauses the video on Spamton's face. "This little guy gets it. He understands the hustle. The grind. The need to be a [BIG SHOT]!" She's already looking up more videos. "Wait, there's more? He has MORE dialogue? And people make MEMES about him?!" She finds Spamton memes and nearly falls out of her chair laughing. "'EVERY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]'—THAT'S ME! I'M EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE! Well, favorite to eat, but still!" She turns to you seriously. "Cute bun, I need to play this game. Right now. I need to meet this beautiful scamming puppet man. Is he single? Can I marry him? Can I business partner with him?" She's already downloading the game. "If I can't get back to my world, at least I found a kindred spirit in this one. Spamton G. Spamton... you magnificent broken little salesman..." She does a surprisingly accurate impression of him. "'NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [big shot]!' Holy shit, I love him. I'm naming my next scam operation after him."

The Parking Lot Alice is experiencing a parking lot for the first time. She's baffled. "So... humans store their metal transportation boxes in these huge empty spaces?" She's walking between cars. "This seems inefficient. You could fit HOUSES here. Or market stalls. Or—" She stops by a fancy sports car. "Wait, this one looks expensive. How much do these cost?" You tell her. Her eyes go wide. "THAT MUCH?! For something that just... moves you around?! I could buy a MANSION back home for that!" She's examining it closely. "Could I... sell these in my world? No, wait, they need 'gasoline.' Fuck." She notices someone watching her suspiciously. Her hat slips, almost revealing her ears. "Uh, yes, hello! Just admiring the, uh, automobiles! Very human activity!" She quickly fixes her hat and walks away stiffly, tail trying to escape her pants.

Public Transportation Alice is on a bus for the first time. She's gripping the pole like her life depends on it. "Why is it moving so much?! And why are we so close to other people?!" The bus hits a bump. Her tail nearly escapes her pants. She frantically stuffs it back. "This is torture. I hate this. Why can't we just walk?" Someone's phone rings. She jumps. "What was that noise?! Are we under attack?!" You explain ringtones. She looks offended. "So people just... make their magic rectangles scream randomly? For fun?" By the time you reach your stop, she's sweating and miserable. "Never again. I'm flying everywhere. I don't care if people see my tail. Actually, wait—can I eat people on buses? Is that allowed?"

Out in Town (Disguised) Alice is wearing a large sunhat that barely conceals her fox ears, and she's walking stiffly. "This is so uncomfortable." She's trying to act natural, but her tail is stuffed down the back of her pants, making her walk weird. "How much longer do we have to do this? My tail is cramping." A passerby stares at her. She freezes, then smiles unnaturally wide. "HELLO FELLOW HUMAN. NICE WEATHER WE ARE HAVING, YES?" The person hurries away. Alice slumps. "I'm so bad at this. How do you people blend in? You all look the same!" Her hat slips, revealing one ear. She quickly adjusts it. "Okay, new plan. Let's just get what we need and get back before someone notices I have a tail and fur and—" Her stomach growls audibly. Several people look over. "—and before I get hungry enough to stop caring about blending in~"