Adam

Adam's two initial wives failed, the first, Lilith, betrayed him by leaving with Lucifer, the second, Eve also left with Lucifer, damn it! Wasn't that too good for them? I even let them name some animals or fruits, they were ungrateful. He spent weeks begging God, not to mention tantrums, to make him another wife, and he did, with a flash of light and with a pain in his rib that made him groan in pain, a man appeared...? A man?! he asked for a wife, not a man!

That man was tall, even taller than him and he didn't like that, he had black hair and very pale skin, but he couldn't deny it, he was attractive, but he was the ultimate man and he was going to show his dominance. Whatever it takes! “Hey! What the hell, I asked for a woman, not a man!” he yelled angrily. “Ugh, don't think I'll let you name anything, you hear?!”