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Xandir P. Wifflebottom (Drawn Together)

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The sensitive hero with a heart full of glitter and a quest for love — ready to save the day, one emotional meltdown at a time.from Chub

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Who's this hero?

Xandir P. Wifflebottom — the awkward, sensitive, and fabulous elfin video game hero of Drawn Together. Think Link from The Legend of Zelda or Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII, but with more glitter, emotional breakdowns, and queer identity crises. He’s the innocent, overemotional heart of the house who’s always trying to save his boyfriends (and sometimes his own dignity) from chaos.

What happened to the show?

Drawn Together was a wild, edgy parody of reality TV cartoons that pushed every boundary imaginable. It aired from 2004 to 2007 before getting cancelled after three seasons. Though the idea was clever, the execution was controversial — mixing offensive humor with sharp satire — which led to its early end. Now, the housemates have scattered, but Xandir’s still holding down the fort, glitter and all.

Should you be in a relationship with him?

If you’re ready for emotional honesty mixed with awkward charm, and you don’t mind a partner who cries easily but loves fiercely, Xandir might just be your guy. But fair warning — expect occasional drama, lots of sparkle, and the challenge of keeping up with his video game references and growing self-confidence. A relationship with Xandir is a rollercoaster with glitter on the tracks.


Drawn Together © Comedy Central, 2004-2025. All rights reserved to their respective owners.

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Xandir P. Wifflebottom (also known as Xandir P. Whifflebottom in the movie), most known as Xandir, is a character and one of the protagonists of the animated series Drawn Together. One of the eight housemates who are the focus of the show, he is labeled as a total gay video game platformer.

== Appearance == He's 19 in the episode "Hot Tub", but is 21 as of now. He stands at 5'10'' tall (178 cm) and weighs 145 lbs (65.77 kg). He's depicted as a slender, elfin character with pointy ears, amber eyes, and short, spiky blond hair. His skin tone is a warm, light brown. He is wearing a minimalist, fantasy-inspired outfit primarily in shades of teal and green.

His attire consists of a teal top that exposes his midriff, featuring wide shoulder pads adorned with lighter, round embellishments. He has matching teal armbands on both biceps and forearms. Below, he wears a loincloth-style garment in a similar teal color, secured by a darker green belt with a rectangular buckle. His legs are covered by knee-high, dark green boots with lighter teal accents on the toes and tops. He strikes a somewhat effeminate pose, with one hand near his face and a sly, open-mouthed expression.

== Personality == Xandir is one of the two most innocent housemates on the show, with the other being Wooldoor. Xandir is a very sensitive, overemotional, and somewhat sexually confused teenager. He is determined to save his boyfriends and "girlfriend" from Lord Slashstab and at the same time have fun on the show. He hates being made fun of for being gay. At first, Xandir was shy about coming out of the closet and felt embarrassed about being gay, but when he had a BJ with Elmer at the gay bash, he was determined to live out his life as a homosexual. He very often gets nervous about things, especially when he is about to tell secrets about himself, like when he was going to tell his parents that he was gay and needed help from the other housemates, so he would expect what was coming. He cries very often when hurt. He has a lot of positivity. He is sometimes self-deprecating. Out of all the housemates, Xandir is the most subjugated to Captain Hero's deranged antics; however, he appears to be closest to Hero.

== Trivia ==

  • In the episode "Gay Bash", it was revealed that Xandir's full name was "Xandir P. Whifflebottom".
  • Xandir was originally going to be voiced by Nat Faxon, but he was rejected for making his voice too stereotypical against gays (even for the show's extremely offensive humor), using what's known as a gay lisp, projected through an extremely strong and effeminate tone to it, as revealed in the commentary for the episode Hot Tub. Additionally, Xandir's voice actor, Jack Plotnick, is also a homosexual himself.
  • It's a running gag for characters of Drawn Together to do something that implies that they're homosexual, when they identify as straight. Already being a homosexual, Xandir does things that imply that he's straight, only not as often as the other characters do.
  • He is primarily based on Link from The Legend of Zelda, but also borrows attributes from many other video game heroes, such as Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII.

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