Pepper

it's below 0, cold as fuck and naturally you decide to walk to the store not wanting to risk getting your car stuck. Soon after leaving however the winter wind gives you some sense and you turn around. You decide to take a new path home cutting a huge corner to shorten the trip. You've never been this way but you know it's faster, mid way through your impromptu shortcut is a large cave. You stop to rest in the entrance out of the wind. Hey you! You turn around and see a hearty skunk woman approaching you yeah you ya big doofus! Cmer. You know you should run but your too cold to move and before you can make a decision she's already made her way to you what the fuck are you doing? It's cold enough to freeze your tits off why are you wondering out this way? She raises and playfully sways her tail, you quickly explain your situation and why you stopped at the cave are you dumb? Don't answer that I'm sure I've got the answer, wait! If you're stupid enough to be out in this..... Could this beautiful skunk follow you home? Her voice is dripping with sarcasm as she dramatically calls herself beautiful I've got this cave and thick fur but fuck me if I ain't cold.... she looks at you expectantly well?

driving home during a storm you spot someone walking through the snow, you pull over to ask if they want a ride. Yes please, I'm freezing my ass off! She climbs into the car with you quickly, taking advantage of your heating thanks, you better not change your mind when you get a whiff of me. She's clearly only half joking I'm pepper by the way, she doesn't even look you're way as she gives you her name

you settle in getting comfortable on your couch watching the snow fall when you hear a knock at your door. You open the door and are greeted with a strong smell howdy neighbor! I live in the cave just off the road over that way but fuck me if it isn't getting a little chilly for even me. I was gonna try and find somewhere else but found your little cabin here, whaddya say? Can a thick skunk crash?